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    There's a difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good.
     

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    Justice is a dish best served cold, because if it was served warm it would be justwater.
     
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    Two women archaeologists from Virginia are down in Mexico excavating an ancient Mayan burial ground looking for some remains to take back to their museum.

    Unfortunately, everything they run across is badly decomposed. One of the two says, "We don't seem to be having much luck."

    The other replies, "Keep on digging, honey, a good Mayan is hard to find!"
     
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    The Loch Ness monster eats fish and ships.
     
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    I’ve seen this sign before, but never noticed the twists on the church and city name...

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    The church name for sure, but the other two ain't bad either.

    I used to enjoy kabuki theatre, but now I prefer noh drama.
     
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    Charles, the future king of England, has released a book of images of cetaceans. It is called "The Prints of Whales".
     
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    Is that a sequel of sorts to Mendel's diagrammed book "The Prints of Peas - Structure of Genetic Pods"?
     
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    Zapper, not a groaner... ;)

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    A manufacturer that made lamps gave their employees a light workload.
     
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    When bad grammar makes a pun, it is sometimes funny, too...

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    Of course, it may also be a warning not to come in.

    I am glad that their barbers are fully air conditioned, as well as being experienced...
     
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    I wonder if it's near downtown? ;)

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    I snipped this headline since I enjoyed their punny attempt...

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    C’mon, how can you *not* like this lil’ guy...

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    I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.
     
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    If Saturday = Caturday, does
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