Discussion in 'Funny / Meme' started by rootabaga, Dec 21, 2015.
This one was a real stretch...
I have a friend who wears only the most expensive styles, insisting that it’s the best way to assure success. He rejects any countervailing view; he is really clothes-minded about this!
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
Two bartenders created another bar, entitled it "Bar none" where as they got no customers, but in return they where gone.
OT - ^^ that reminds me of this:
Everton F. C. and Liverpool F. C. are historically rival major football/soccer clubs (Premier League) in the same city. In fact their grounds are only seperated by a park, Stanley Park. They're called Goodison Park and Anfield respectively.
The city centre of Liverpool had been modernised when I went there around 2010. There were many streets and markets converted into one large shopping Mall and it's called Liverpool One.
Everton had kept their original merchandise store near their grounds (stadium). They opened a new one at Liverpool One, and called it Everton Two.
I always got a kick out of that address.
Which reminds me of the Scottish football result Fife 4, Forfar Five (an old joke, but I believe it actually happened recently)
When the sailor failed to report for duty, he really missed the boat.
Where does Reese’s Pieces fit in?
Ya gotta admit he has a point...
The priest was very stern during the service last Sunday. After church I was distressed. I then realized that we had experienced critical mass.