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  1. rootabaga

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    This one was a real stretch...

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    I have a friend who wears only the most expensive styles, insisting that it’s the best way to assure success. He rejects any countervailing view; he is really clothes-minded about this!
     
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    OT - ^^ that reminds me of this:

    Everton F. C. and Liverpool F. C. are historically rival major football/soccer clubs (Premier League) in the same city. In fact their grounds are only seperated by a park, Stanley Park. They're called Goodison Park and Anfield respectively.

    The city centre of Liverpool had been modernised when I went there around 2010. There were many streets and markets converted into one large shopping Mall and it's called Liverpool One.

    Everton had kept their original merchandise store near their grounds (stadium). They opened a new one at Liverpool One, and called it Everton Two.

    I always got a kick out of that address.
     

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    Which reminds me of the Scottish football result Fife 4, Forfar Five (an old joke, but I believe it actually happened recently)
     
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    Where does Reese’s Pieces fit in?

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    The priest was very stern during the service last Sunday. After church I was distressed. I then realized that we had experienced critical mass.
     
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    OT: Unfortunately I do. Damn I'm old...
     
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    How about two puns for the price of one?

    "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy"

    "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'"
     
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    We all know someone like this...who isn’t happy unless there’s something about which to complain...

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    Such a shame, another young girl whose wanted it all, turns out she is poor as hell.
    Still such a greater joy though if she has nothing, she wanted something even more,
    funny how a million dollars just landed by her feet.
     
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