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  1. rootabaga

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    If you get robbed in a rental car, the real robbery is still return it with a full tank of gas.
     
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    Many years ago I was with a group of workmates, out of town, at a convention. After a big meal and some drinking the boss couldn't find his rental car in the parking lot. So he took a cab to his motel, called the rental car company and reported it stolen. They called the next day and said they found the car unharmed.

    I suppose you could only get away with that stunt one time with the same rental company.

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    Truthfully, it’s a long way to go for the punch line...

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    The boatyard had a sale advertising 'Ketch of the day'
     
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    Unsurprisingly, the marketing manager was keel hauled... ;)
     
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    That one is painful, but I’m not going to have a hissy fit over it...
     
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    I went to the store to buy some soup but they were out of stock.
     
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    This one is a bit spicy...hope it's not too much for this forum! :D

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    Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.
     
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    "from person to person..." LOL.

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    Don’t blame me if this one is too hot to handle... ;)

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