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Discussion in 'Funny / Meme' started by rootabaga, Dec 21, 2015.

  1. rootabaga

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    I’m very excited!

    I just ordered a new 5G phone!!

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    Unforgiven ...eschew obfuscation...
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    Even if we had an “Amusing Africa” thread, the punny aspect would compel me to post this here...

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    Undeniably groan worthy...

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    OT: is that a Beet?
     
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    I don’t know for sure that it’s the *best* thing, but it’s surely a huge positive...

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    Don't you just love literalists?

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    Oh, ouch...

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    Back from a week off....

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    You were missed Notes... welcome back.
     
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    Thanks. Had a short vacation - sometimes that's exactly what is needed. Went to Vienna Austria on frequent flyer points. Heard some great music, gained some weight, and had some fun.

    Now for another pun.

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    Definitely groanable...

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    Did you hear about the ancient Egyptian man that launched a successful stone quarry business?

    Turns out it was a pyramid scheme.
     
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    I never before realized that “pound cake” might be punny...

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    Comedian Gallagher used that one long ago with his Sledge-O-Matic... "Pound cake? You bet!" (BAM!)
     
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    Thanks for that reminder. Although Gallagher is often best thought of in terms of his Sledge-O-Matic routine, he is a very intelligent guy and I enjoyed his stuff immensely. I had the fun of seeing him in person when I still lived in Phoenix...and I was gratefully outside of the "sledge" zone. :D
     
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    I gave my stressed out feline too much elixir. Now it's catatonic.
     
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