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  1. Notes_Norton

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    Some might see a political statement.
    Some might see a sarcastic reply.
    Me? I see the pun...of course. ;)

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    When the senator missed the morning bus he decided to run for office.
     
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    In case you need an awesome idea for a Halloween costume...

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    "Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"

    "No idea, they just ransomware!"
     
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    C L E V E R!
     
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    Definitely a groaner...

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    (Albeit funnier if it was “George” rather than Troy...)
     
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    The baker looked at me with such sweetness and kindness as I sampled the freshly-baked breads.

    Yes, she certainly had Tender Ryes...
     
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    I gotta visit this store someday...

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    Jennifer lay in her negligee on the hotel bed waiting for her new lover to come out of the bathroom. She didn't care any more. She had been right all this time. Her husband Ronald must have been cheating. She had finally hacked in to his Google calendar using his sleeping finger, and he had not been where he said he was the last few days. It was an illicit Ron Day View.



    [bite me. It's hard to construct these things when you think of a phrase :p ]
     
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    OT: Jennifer's husband is gay?
     
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    Uh No. She picked up her own lover because Ron cheated with another woman?
    Did you see Ron Gay View :p

    Negligee does date it to us oldies. I was originally going with naked but...
     
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    Still OT: Negligees are sexy I wiil admit but didn't Ronald hook up with Ron?
     
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    I must have wroted it wrongerly. There's always a critic :D
     
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    I’ve hooked a groaner...

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