Discussion in 'Funny / Meme' started by rootabaga, Dec 21, 2015.
Clever twist...and a pun rolls by as well.
ummm .... eww?
Speaking of which...
At the annual witches convention they all wore name tags so that they could tell which witch is which.
It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.
It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
The stores are already selling Christmas stuff, and the “Bah, Humbug” thread will shortly spark back to life, so I guess it’s not too soon for a seasonal pun...
She sold freezers by making cold calls.
He’s playing him for a fool...
The book of incantations was useless. The author had failed to run a spell check.
Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.