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Discussion in 'Funny / Meme' started by rootabaga, Dec 21, 2015.

  1. dontpanicbobby

    dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy
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    Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
     


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  2. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User

    and when you fall in love..

    you are screwed
     
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  3. andruoid

    andruoid Android Expert

    That's a Grizzly statement but a good Kodiak moment.
     
  4. andruoid

    andruoid Android Expert

    Oh fur goodness sake, I'll paws.
     
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  5. jefboyardee

    jefboyardee Extreme Android User

    What's the best time to go to the dentist?

    2:30
     
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  6. The_Chief

    The_Chief Accept no imitations!
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    I used to be an archaeologist. My career ended up in ruins...
     
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  7. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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  8. olbriar

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    The volcanologist had an accident and Krakatoa.
     
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  9. olbriar

    olbriar  
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    I hate it when that happens. Especially in the winter when caldera is prevalent. It really initiates a ring of fire.
     
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  10. Unforgiven

    Unforgiven ...eschew obfuscation...
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  11. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User

    ^^^^
    now.. where have I seen that before??? hhhmmm.....
     
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  12. Unforgiven

    Unforgiven ...eschew obfuscation...
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    Just doin' what I'm told. I didn't know this thread existed.
     
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  13. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User

    know body no(s)
     
  14. Granite1

    Granite1 Zercron Encrusted Tweezer

    two pretzels were walking down the road one day.... one of them was assaulted.
     
  15. The_Chief

    The_Chief Accept no imitations!
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    That was twisted and cheesy... but at least you mustard up the courage to post it :p :D
     
  16. dontpanicbobby

    dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy
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    "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy".- Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
     
  17. andruoid

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  18. andruoid

    andruoid Android Expert

    Cow 3.14.
     
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  19. andruoid

    andruoid Android Expert

    Never too soon to avoid Cow π
     
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