The Punny Side of Life

[Unforgiven]

Better, but nope. No groan.

I'm at work with on the Friday before Christmas with an ice storm looming. All I got is time.

 

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[dontpanicbobby]

Those were good but not "Marx Brothers" punny.
More like Tom "T-Bone" Stankus punny.

 

[lunatic59]

 

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[lunatic59]

 

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[dontpanicbobby]

^^^There you goI^^^

 

[lunatic59]

There's two minutes I'll never get back.

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Sweetie: Where would you rather go?
Paradise or paradox.
Me: We can only be in one place at a time honey.

 

[Dngrsone]

He's a Bounty Killer & No Doubt.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Me: Well, I guess we could use a pair of dice and a pair of ducks would be yummy... But where should we go?

 

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[olbriar]

 

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[shalemail]

2017 was a prime example of an odd year.

 

[Zigman66]

Having sex with my wife is a misdemeanor. The more she misses da meaner she gets!

 

[Zigman66]

That one took me a bit @rootabaga, but prolly only cuz I'm blonde.

Back when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping.....

 

[Zigman66]

Whenever I think about the past it just brings up so many memories

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Id rather have Acme Products than Spacely Sprockets.