The Punny Side of Life

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Sorry for the boring post.

http://i.imgur.com/lB9nKUB.gifv

I need that. I really need that.

 

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[bcrichster]

😵.. 😂😂

 

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Here’s a 1.75L hootchful of bar grammar puns to quench your thirst...

A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

A question mark walks into a bar?

A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Get out -- we don't serve your type.'

A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

A synonym strolls into a tavern.

At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television getting drunk and smoking cigars.

A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.

Wait a minute, how did you put quotation marks? Whenever I do, it just turns them into '

 

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[Shotgun84]

 

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[olbriar]

 

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Where did you get this

 

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Oops, I was trying to quote the thesaurus one, the quotes never work with pictures.

 

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Oops, I was trying to quote the thesaurus one, the quotes never work with pictures.

Did you see this? 😉

 

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[dontpanicbobby]

^^^That was a groaner^^^

 

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[dontpanicbobby]

OT: That orangey/red thing looks familiar. Uhm... A knuckle duster?

 

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This is sew much fun