The Punny Side of Life

[Notes_Norton]

A dog went to see a flea circus. He stole the show.

 

[Unforgiven]

This also keeps you from running to the kitchen in the middle of the night for a glass of water or a refrigerator raid...well, more than once, anyway!

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Wouldn't Paris be the more proper name?

 

[lunatic59]

Did you hear the story of the woman who backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster!

 

[Notes_Norton]

Dr. Frankenstein's lab was a recreation room.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

^^^A handful of peanuts at you sir.^^^

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Dngrsone]

... all I'm saying is that just because he's a furry, it doesn't make him a purrvert...

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Notes_Norton]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

 

[lunatic59]

but please don't give it away for nothing...

^^^ I got that, too.

 

[olbriar]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

• ^^^Nope.^^^

Don't like it.

I'm from Boston!

 

[Notes_Norton]

California is the land of earthquakes and suntans or 'shake and bake'.

 

[Dngrsone]

California is the land of earthquakes and suntans or 'shake and bake'.

Also the land of fruits and nuts.

Californians are not thrilled (to put it mildly) with the concept of hurricanes and alligators in one's back yard, whilst Floridians feel the same toward earthquakes, black widows and scorpions.

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I planned to find my watch today, but I didn't have the time.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Dngrsone]

Is it me, or does he look a lot like James Dean?

 

[Notes_Norton]

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.

 

[Notes_Norton]

“If you are too busy to fix a flat tire, you need to find some spare time.”

 

[Notes_Norton]

I think I've been reusing the same kitchen puns too much, I might need to dish out new ones.

 

[Notes_Norton]

The Greek god Pan loved cooking utensils.