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  1. rootabaga

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    Now some might wonder why I’m parking limericks in the punny thread. But in this case there indeed is a double meaning, because these are equations expressed in a poetic genre. And that, my friends, “adds up” to a pun. ;). {ducks}

    Enough pontificating...enjoy!


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    OT: Math is not to be used like this.
     
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    There, that's better.
     
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    FTFM? You vips slay me...

    Actually now that i think about it does look better...
     
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    A horse walks into a bar; the bartender asks, "Hello, do you want a beer?" The horse responds, "I think not," and promptly disappears.



    Now, admittedly, this joke only makes sense if you are familiar with the French Enlightenment philosopher, Rene Descartes, who famously said, "I think, therefore I am." The horse thought not, and therefore wasn't...

    But if I had explained that first, I would have been putting Descartes before da horse!
     
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    The confusion is understandable...

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    Some might say that limericks are not to be used like this...or that limericks are not to be used. ;)
     
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    Is there a clinic I can be sent to in order to 'get' this one?

    I've been feeling awfully inadequate since. :p

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    Actually, never mind. I'll give it a long hard look this evening.
     
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    This is a Royal pun!!


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    Some people are exercise-phobic...


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    Hmmm...this one strikes a note.


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    One more before bed...


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    This one actually took me a few beats...


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    Very soon he’ll axe her to leaf him alone...

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    Bogey...always the great philosopher...

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