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  1. Unforgiven

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    It has been proven in a court of law that those are *NOT* 12" subs. :p
     

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    fine 12 inch "class" subs ...
    lol
     
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    I have a similar arrangement although I also have two sparrows on my A - pillars.

    :smug:

    Did I mention the Great Dane in the wheel well.
     
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    Some headlines ... you just KNOW they knew what they were doing.

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    Banana for scale?
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    Perhaps the best cartoon I've seen in the "memory foam" genre...and from Dan Piraro, of course.

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    A widow was speaking at her husband's funeral. As she was wrapping up she asked if anyone else wanted to say a word.

    A man in the back stood up and said "plethora", then sat back down. The widow smiled and said thanks that means a lot.
     
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    Very punny! :D
     
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    I, for one, would love to see you carrying around a phone with a 22-foot screen...
     
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    So would I.

    I spotted that error later but decided to leave it.
    :p


    I experimented with this portable screen but decided it was rubbish (pun alert)



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    ^^^Not a pun, but this whole arc reminds me of a classic (and original, not a spoof) song by Weird Al:

     
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    I'm gonna have to use this... I only drink unsweetened iced tea.

    ...I'm sorry cruel tea. With lemon. What would we call those, pain amplifiers?
     
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    Such prices cause me to shiver me timber...

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    Remember Steve Martin’s philosophical question? :D


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    Next time you want to peel back the cover of a good book...


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    And one more before bed...

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    Another from the mind of Piraro...


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