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    Buses only have 4 wheels. Thats a PAV (Party Assault Vehicle).
    The extra wheels support the dance floor.
     
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    May I offer an alternative? I don't think there's a dance floor. Indeed, I don't think there is anything inside that shell. I mean "nada" means "nothing" in Spanish, so it's a "nothing bus..." right? ;) :D
     
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    ^^^A very large hotub maybe?^^^
     
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    "Ah," you say, and rightly so,
    "The pun itself isn't groanworthy, you know."
    "Please add in a rhyme and
    Iambic the time,
    And surely I'll groan 'til I blow."


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    Admit it: you can hear the theme sounds...


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    ^^^Chung chung^^^
     
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    I think my computer did its own rim-shot for that one... either that or Alexa is reading over my shoulder.

    Wait... do I have an Alexa? Bixby? Frank?

    I definitely heard a rim-shot.
     
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    Not to muddy the waters, but...


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    I’ve heard this phrase a lot, but until now didn’t really understand what it really meant...


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