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The Punny Side of Life

Discussion in 'Funny / Meme' started by rootabaga, Dec 21, 2015.

  1. olbriar

    olbriar  
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  2. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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    A cow has 4 udders. That would make a 7-legged stool. :p
     
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  3. Notes_Norton

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  4. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I don't feel I'm fit enough for the job...

    I’ve handed in my 'Too Weak' notice.
     
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  5. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"

    Me: "I Excel at it."

    Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

    Me: "Word"
     
  6. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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    ^^^^

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    Holey Cow!
     
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  7. ^^ LOL!
     
  8. BrickHouse

    BrickHouse Well-Known Member

    Could that be in Switzerland?
     
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  9. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    If a single statistician meets another single statistician does she datum or does he data?
     
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  10. .
    My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”
     
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  11. She datim, he datur?
     
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  12. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    Hoping for a spread sheet?


    (ducking for cover)
     
  13. dontpanicbobby

    dontpanicbobby 100% That Guy
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  14. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
     
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  15. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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    His wife did too ... disaster.
     
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  16. Davdi

    Davdi Android Expert

    Superconductors - Resistance is futile.
    Superconductors are ohmless.
     
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  17. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
     
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