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  1. dontpanicbobby

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    I'm too sexy for my face
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    Too sexy for my face
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    innocent poems
    I had to replace...
     

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  2. rootabaga

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    This is a real organization...and I have to give them kudos for their choice of a punny logo.

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  3. rootabaga

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    Really? That’s what I have to see first thing on a Monday morning? I mean I’ve heard of groaners, but that’s a *puker*!
     
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    OT: If he changed his hair color and never ever bought anything pink again? Carry on....
     
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    It was really more the coupling of the two (with a song I can’t stand).
    My wayward son...
     
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    Another from Mr. Piraro...

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    Did you hear about the two antennas that fell in love and got married?

    The ceremony wasn't anything special, but...


    THE RECEPTION WAS AMAZING!!

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  8. rootabaga

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    Ah, the innocence of old age... ;)


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  9. rootabaga

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    I enjoyed today's jumble.

    And if you're a fan of puns (and well-known sayings) you won't need to solve the words to get the punny answer.

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    allow (ALL); crimp (IMP); person (PESN); agenda (AEND); PLANE AND SIMPLE
     
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    Sometimes puns are unintentional and result from people taking things literally.

    Case in point...

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    None for me...and I feel the same about orega, no thanks...

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    I suppose it’s possible to eat that much toast, but why would you?? :D

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    A definite groaner...


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    Ouch! Another painful one...


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    Am I the only one who thinks it should be "wunning out of womb"?
     
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    Nothing to see here, move along, please.


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    Oh, *now* I get it!


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    Not getting it.
     

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