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Discussion in 'Funny / Meme' started by rootabaga, Dec 21, 2015.

  1. BrickHouse

    BrickHouse Android Enthusiast

    Nothing wrong with Cali. We have shakers, not Quakers.
     


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  2. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    Fruits and Nuts as opposed to Oats? :D

    Here in Florida when we say "The West Coast" we mean Tampa. California is referred to as "The Pacific Coast".
     
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  3. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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    Anything past Pittsburgh is the West. ;)
     
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  4. BrickHouse

    BrickHouse Android Enthusiast

    You can have'm all. I've been in all contiguous states in all seasons. I'll keep the mild climate (Monterey bay) and rare "rattling of the timbers" for comfort. Florida's o.k. in mid winter, the Ozarks in mid spring, northern border late spring and Texas never. That's only weather related, nothing t' do with the people I've met.
     
  5. BrickHouse

    BrickHouse Android Enthusiast

    One of the most temperate climates in the world (averaging one day a year below freezing and one week per year above 95) with spectacular views. No match for scuba and/or sky diving, spelunking, climbing and camping year 'round. How could I not like this place?
     
  6. lunatic59

    lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum
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  7. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    I collect vintage time pieces. When I see one I like at online auction, I put it on my watch list.
     
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  8. BrickHouse

    BrickHouse Android Enthusiast

    D' oh
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  9. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
     
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  11. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    He made his fortune selling Persian carpets.

    It was a rugs to riches story.
     
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  12. Notes_Norton

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  13. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Enthusiast
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    Which explains why Chicago, et als, are “The Midwest.”
     
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  14. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Enthusiast
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  15. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Enthusiast
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    If a line of people isn’t straight, would you call it asqueue?
     
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  16. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    I wanted to exercise last night but it just didn't work out.
     
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  17. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Enthusiast
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  18. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    Here at my estate on Monteverdi I attempted a Liszt of classical composers but had to go Bach because I couldn't get a Handel on it.
     
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  19. Davdi

    Davdi Android Expert

    Sign on a music shop door - Gone Chopin, Bach in a minuet.
     
  20. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    I've just read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been replaced with animatronic copies. Fake gnus!
     
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  21. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.
     
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  22. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Enthusiast
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    I heard they were searching the area with a fine-toothed comb... ;)
     
  23. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Enthusiast
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  24. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

    The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
     
  25. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!
     
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