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The Punny Side of Life

Discussion in 'Funny / Meme' started by rootabaga, Dec 21, 2015.

  1. Davdi

    Davdi Android Expert



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  2. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.
     
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  3. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
     
  4. Notes_Norton

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  5. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"

    The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
     
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  6. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

    I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
     
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  7. One got the impression that VP Mike Pence was not entirely following a script during the debate, but taking it on the fly.

    [cough]
     
  8. Unforgiven

    Unforgiven ...eschew obfuscation...
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    I don't care what side of the aisle your on, that's funny groan worthy. :p
     
  9. Hey! Notes won the groan prize this week for weekend! I mean seriously! :thinking: :D
     
  10. Unforgiven

    Unforgiven ...eschew obfuscation...
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    Agreed, and I would quote the winning post, but he has too many terrible ones to choose from.
     
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  11. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    Wow! You honor me. I'm sooooo proud.

    I was just a kid at punning, but now I'm all groan up!
     
  12. If it doesn't make you groan, you're not enjoying it.
     
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  13. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"

    I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?"

    I haven't heard from her since.
     
  14. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Enthusiast
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    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...

    keepalog.jpg
     
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  15. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
     
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  16. rootabaga

    rootabaga Android Enthusiast
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    They’re a bunch of scrabble-rousers... ;)

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  17. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

    He acquired his size from too much pi.
     
  18. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
     
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  19. Notes_Norton

    Notes_Norton Android Enthusiast

    I LIKE COOKING
    MY FAMILY
    AND MY PETS.

    USE COMMAS,
    THEY SAVE LIVES.
     
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