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  1. breadnatty08

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    Used to have a friend named Mary. Not sure what happened to her. :thinking:
     

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    She was the main ingredient in the bloody Mary :evil:
     
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    Her sister Maria made my tequila taste equally as delicious. :)
     
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    Welcome to the Den Early :)
     
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    Posting my fingers to the bone, that's what I do, easy as breathing, but then, I felt a gentle touch on my shoulder, a lightness that is only comparable to a moth's grip.

    I started to turn and then felt that all-too-familiar pinch on my neck - OTD!! Again?!?

    I know what's next - the dimming of my eyesight, the disorientation and then the cold, the unbearable cold that strips you to your essence.

    But I always manage to come out of it ok.

    Actually - ummmm..... does it seem it too bright in here to anyone?

    Wait - a corpse, I arise, undead and unborn, the half-breed child of a human and a vampire! I look at the faces about me - I can see in their eyes the hatred, though while I bear consummate skill and unearthly grace, I'm feared and despised for my mixed lineage: born of both races but belonging to neither.

    For I am D - vampire hunter.

    Now then - I'm in the mood for something rather bracing.



     
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    You dare betray your kind Early! You shall perish if so!
     
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    Sorry, he gave me a Rubic's cube and I got a bit distracted...
     
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    nice try vampire killer, but my awakening was a tiny bit better. :p

    Now excuse me while I go with my master OTD in search of new victims. I just might try to convert some of these folks here who have not yet turned, but my taste in blood is shall I say more refine. :p

    TS

     
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    Yes. Yes, it was. Far better.

    How like you to reject me, to tempt me to cry like a small child, like this - oh boo, oh boo hoo hoo! - well, no matter.

    The only purity is found at the tables.

    How about a game of five-card Tarot, Pentagrams wild?

    Winner takes... all.
     
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    Yea verily and forsooth.

    in other words ... Word.
     
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    huh
     
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    Your time will come. I'd be watching my back if I were you. :vroam:
     
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    Pretty much my thoughts as well.
     
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    DAMN IT

    my ongoing search for a cure has foiled me. arrrgghhhh now my signature is affected. aarrgghhhh

    as for you vampire Killer, bring it. And you can bring your friend Lincoln too, it won't do you any good. muwhahahahaha

    TS
     
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    Oh here there - forget Lincoln, bring some Franklins and slither up to the table.

    I promise I'll deal from the top.

    (ok, I just killed myself, right there! :D :D :D)
     
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    We have an incoming undead.... Welcome Trooper!
     
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    we the villagers (blue names).. will gather up.. with stakes and crosses in hand.
    we will hunt each and everyone of you!
     
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    Somehow I ended up with one of these:
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    Wish you the best of luck! ;):p
     
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    Beat of luck to you Dan :) but.you surely won't survive
     
  20. OfTheDamned

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    Don't call him Shirley.
     
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    i am the undead killer! looks like i am going to be very very busy!
     
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    Hadron, had to watch it again:
     
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    So I'm getting kinda hungry. Was wondering what (or who) are we having for dinner tonight? :evil:
     
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    I may have to read it again :)
     

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