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  1. dan330

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    who is outnumbered?
    there are millions of villagers (blue names)

    come here.. let me explain this to you ... up close!
    (hides sharp stake behind me) :rolleyes::D
     

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  2. OfTheDamned

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    Dan, I really hate to do this to you.:(

    Stakes and crosses don't do anything. I mean a stake to the heart doesn't feel good, but our hearts don't work. It would be like me expecting you to die because your appendix was removed.
     
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  3. dan330

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    so many damn different versions ...

    i agree the appendix thing.. but dont buy the stake-in-heart thing.. let me test it on you.
     
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    Fair enough, an eye for an eye, a stake for a steak.
    you bring the stakes and you will be my dinner steak.

    TS
     
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    I am seriously confused.:thinking:
     
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    You're not a Buffy fan?
     
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    Feel free, I heal fast enough. Just don't be too shocked when you find out what happens to humans who get that close.

    I'll save you the time though. Crosses, garlic, holy water, stakes, silver bullets, etc. are all myths a legends. Some of them may hurt, but they don't kill.
     
  8. dan330

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    but eventually we will find you during the day.. and give you all a nice TAN :cool:
    thanks for this thread...
     
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    Thank you my friend. Don't know why I resisted for so long. :evil:
     
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    Ya'll killing me (yeah, I know, already dead ;)). Time for a Buffy marathon. Starting with Season Two finale (okay I've seen em all plenty). Next?
     
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    Once More with Feeling.
     
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    Ugh, end of this episode and now I'm bawling! :(

    Undead aren't supposed to cry.... fight it! :mad:
     
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    The one that gets me is the finale for season 5 or 6. Where Buffy dies.
     
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    Gah, Season 5 finale, "The Gift" (when it was "supposed" to end the series). Likely, going to watch that now.
    As much as Dawn is a pain, she did a great job in a lot of episodes.

     
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    well this looks fun and exciting to bad frogs cant play :(

    I once was a guide but now I'm not, Was not doing my duties so I stepped down. now I can't be changed, and it really sux, so what the hell is a frog to dooooooo.

    Thats an original song by the way :D
     
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    "What was that?" I ask myself. Looking over my shoulder, I see nothing. As I turn around one last time, it strikes. A ripping of flesh from neck and the flow of blood was the last thing I remember.

    Then I awoke, new and changed. The setting sun seemed far brighter than it should have been, but now that it's night, I feel only hunger. I lust for blood.

    :vamp:
     
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    *pokes his head in, runs away*

    (Jedi master taught me well :D )
     
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    I saw a vampire coming my direction once. I smiled and winked. After they finished retching, I was slapped with a harassment suit and a restraining order. Now I seem to be persona non hemoglobin.
     
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    Boy I sure am ready for a late night snack. ;)
     
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    I am NOT not a Buffy Fan...I like it and all, just very.....wait....what's that???

    ...


    Kerplunk...

    ...

    Ooooooooooow...

    ...

    (Sinester Voice) Hello...Y'ALL! May I join the Blood Bath? (Is it okay if I do so tomorrow. Hopefully I won't feel as ill as I do right now)
     
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    Tonight's sunset was the last to be seen by our eyes, but now, we shall enjoy the moonlight. Stalking our prey as they wander to and fro. The clubbers and 3rd shifters and night owls are no longer safe - for tonight, we feed.

    :vamp:
     
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    Maybe I don't understand...goodnight.
     
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    You will before the month is over. Enjoy the sunlight while you still can.
     
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    I awoke from my sleep. My neck hurt and I was hungry. I can't help but feel that there should be a part of me that should be ashamed of what I've done. She was young, couldn't have been much older than 20. Did she deserve this? No she was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Yet I'd be lying if I told you I felt the slightest bit of remorse. I could smell, almost taste her blood from across the room. It was intoxicating and was drawing me closer. I could hear her blood pumping round her body as if her heart beat was inside my head. The closer I got the greater the temptation became. I'd never wanted, never needed something so much. That feeling you get when you've held your breathe under water so long that you begin to panic that you'll never breathe again, when you eventually resurface your natural instincts take over and you uncontrollably gasp for air. But I wasn't gasping for air, I was gasping for blood. Temptation became too much and I sunk my teeth into her neck. That first taste of warm blood was pure ecstasy, a feeling so overpowering, far beyond anything a mere mortal could even begin to comprehend. Her cries for help couldn't save her now, not even the fear in her eyes could dissuade me, I had tasted blood and I wanted more. As I drained her warm satisfying blood I could feel her pulse beating erratically but with each mouthful it was becoming weaker and weaker. With my thirst still unrelenquished I continued to drain every last drop until I was left standing over her pale lifeless body. I know I should feel guilt but I can't. I've never felt so alive. I've never been stronger, fitter, happier. How can the thing that has made me feel so alive be the very thing which killed me?
     
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    Now, I only did a good ol' ctrl+F browser based search through the pages of this thread (too lazy to read three pages right now), and I didn't find an explanation to this.
    But...
    What's with the premium members? Nothing was mentioned about that in the original post.
     

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