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These guys are HARDENED criminals! Beware! :D

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  1. Stinky Stinky

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    Woooow man I am telling ya!

    I was walking on my way home from work - dodging the some what occasional bergie (hobo Joe Kings) begging for cash and what looked like a crack head... nothing special or out of the ordinary you know you know.... BUT THEN.... I saw THESE hardened CRRRRIMINALS:

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    Beware!

    Do not let their (creepy) innocent appearances fool you!

    These birds are just WAITING to stab you in the eye in the middle of your slumber!

    And just look at them - they are a menace to society - I say we need to turn into KFC :mad:

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    When they are done eating worms off your lawn.... the next thing they rob you and take your car!

    And now this thing.... well..... wow now this thing just scares the living crap out of me - the size of Godzilla - this thing is waiting to suck out your brains in the middle of the night!

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    Watch out guys these imposters will you take out when you least expect it man! :mad:

    ..... and we need more KFC anyway! :)

    Come on you guys - let us not think rationally anymore and get some TORCHES and other stuffs we can get our little paws on and take these HARDENED criminals to the KFC factory for some burgers and chips ek se! :mad:
     

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    Cut them some slack. They were just hatched on the wrong side of the nest.

    As for Arachzilla ... there isn't a workboot big enough to stomp him with.
     
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    Monkey
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    lol I have had 0 time to come onto the forums and let off some steam man :(

    I have been LOADED :'-(

    Well those birds are.... really (REALLY) dumb actually

    :/

    The name is "DikKop" this means - Dumbass or "Thick Head" (Dik - thick and Kop - head).

    And boy are they are DUMB

    You can come up to them about 2 meters - they are very stupid. :D

    As for that scary spider .... I don't trust that spider sadly... I want to kill it is there again tonight...

    But I don't know if it is poisonous or not? :D

    xD

    I hope I don't die! :D

    Thanks for your good sense of humor Luna :)

    Phew dude - I am stuffed these days - a homeless guy with a beer in his hands asked me for some cash and I LOST IT today.... he went white - I am telling you I need some rest big time.

    :(

    I am tired and working damn damn hard

    :-(

    Hope you are well dude and thanks for you good sense of humor! :)

    Hope it made you laugh :D

    My grandfather has gone senile and I am now looking after him in the complex - I feel very safe here - there are security cameras and guards that patrol - it feels like some part of America or something it is wonderful - this is wonderful this - oh my hat I could get used to this BIG TIME

    :-D
     
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    Here's a spider I would trust.

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    Haha!

    xD

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    lol dude :)

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    Lol well at least I am glad you got a good sense of humor bud :)

    Phew I am so tired these days :(

    My grandmother is looking very bad - gone to hopsital - it looks terminal but hey when you are like 80 something you can't live for ever right? :D



    Lol sorry i could not resist!

    xD

    And my grandfather.... my poor old man.... :(

    He is losing it the poor guy :(

    He woke me up at 3 am yesterday and 4 am this morning - bashing on my door and yelling at me to "get your ass out of your bed and get to work!"

    xD

    :D:D:D

    lol shame the poor guy .... he is going a bit .... sad ;-)

    A crazy little thing... called love ;)



    Thank you for laughing with me Lunatic :)

    I really needed that :(
     
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    OMG - the 12ga would come out for that SOB.... Probably switch to 7 1/2 shot though, I'd probably miss with .00

    <shudder>
     
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    Monkey
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    Lol I aint seen youz around here before!

    xD

    Welcome to the nutter house :)

    I am secretly the Butler!

    :D

    EarlyMon is the "thought police" and Luna is the CEO!

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    Yeah. I's a noob Been around in the pictures thread and a couple of others. Started looking around after joining as a smart phone noob too. Just ditched my old Star Trek communicator and got an LG L39c. Figured I'd hang around and make a pest outta myself. :D
     
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    I think the birds are cute. I'd definitely welcome them to my yard to hang out with the other critters who show up. :)

    As for the spider...okay, he's pretty disturbing looking, but personally I'd just escort him outside. I've been bitten by black widow spiders THREE times, but that still doesn't make me kill them. If they end up inside my house, we both know they're here by mistake, so I just send them on their way.
     
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    As long as I dont lose a finger or something - then hell - we can even have some BOOZE together!!!

    :-D

    We can have a party as long as they dont make me lose a finger or anything! :D:D:D:D:D

     

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