Woooow man I am telling ya! I was walking on my way home from work - dodging the some what occasional bergie (hobo Joe Kings) begging for cash and what looked like a crack head... nothing special or out of the ordinary you know you know.... BUT THEN.... I saw THESE hardened CRRRRIMINALS: Spoiler Beware! Do not let their (creepy) innocent appearances fool you! These birds are just WAITING to stab you in the eye in the middle of your slumber! And just look at them - they are a menace to society - I say we need to turn into KFC Spoiler When they are done eating worms off your lawn.... the next thing they rob you and take your car! And now this thing.... well..... wow now this thing just scares the living crap out of me - the size of Godzilla - this thing is waiting to suck out your brains in the middle of the night! Spoiler Watch out guys these imposters will you take out when you least expect it man! ..... and we need more KFC anyway! Come on you guys - let us not think rationally anymore and get some TORCHES and other stuffs we can get our little paws on and take these HARDENED criminals to the KFC factory for some burgers and chips ek se!