I just patented having a microphone on your phone. Drop by the apple store and buy an iphone or else be eliminated by my fanboy minions. Welcome to the same boring phone forever. HEIL APPLE. Obviously Apple is clearly afraid of competition because Jobs even claims that a little competition is healthy, but is protecting Apple's "Inventions" I see very little that they truly invented in the patent list. Correct me if I'm wrong. I saw the quote and it made me sick.