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  1. tonymddn

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    Not even open for a taco way? :p


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  2. rootabaga

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    ^^^No lie, today at lunch I walked to a taqueria near work (usually go 1-2 times a week) and they were closed. One of the owners said they lost their head cook, so they had to close!
     
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    Lol. (I knew this, of course.)

    Tomorrow ask them to look down lower, the cook might be there.

    The staffing agency sent them a short order cook by mistake. :D

    (I should go to bed now)
     
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    I’m not sure, but I think this means that if you pee here, they’re going to make you use scissors to cut some eggs. Maybe they’re rotten? Otherwise it doesn’t seem like that stern a penalty...


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    I suspect that most guys reading that involuntarily cringe and suck wind... ;)
     
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    I see lots of people lurking around this place, unsure whether to enter...


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    Agree to Terms of Conditions with no Okay/Agree box. Just reading them is an okay?
     
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    If you think about it ... this shouldn't be on this thread :


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    ...so, if a horse isn't feeling well, it should lay down rather than calling 911.

    Got it!
     
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    This seems like it's more of a danger for the plane...in which case the sign needs to be just a bit higher, wouldn't you say? ;)


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    Road signs around Crazyville :

    Which colour takes precedence - green or red ?


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    "Take your kid to work day" was the original caption ...



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    Must complete within 60 minutes, but come back tomorrow.



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    MUST go to sign - writing school MUST


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    I downloaded a LOT of stuff sitting in the sun today!

    MUST stop MUST :p
     
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    I sense another Stephen King story just waiting to be told...


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    This should be the banner for this thread.

    If we had that sort of thing. ;)


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    Um, yeah...
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    At first blush this is certainly ambiguous, and at a second longer consideration, even moreso.

    I mean what's with the "No Windpassing" sign? We all know what it means to "pass wind" and is that also banned because this is not a through street? But wait, the same "route" for certain kinds of evacuations is the same as for certain kinds of "windpassing," so...

     
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