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  1. rootabaga

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    And a warning for the kiddos out there...

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    Word to the wise...

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    There's an implied warning about picking a different option...

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    I guess pets are only admitted if they vape while wearing shoes? ;)

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    Ain't no 'may' about it, that road definitely be flooded!!

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    Considering the business enterprise where that sign is located, I can't help but think of the paraphrased lyric, "One Way or another, we're gonna find you, we're gonna get you..."
     
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    The real warning is more about the person who put up this sign...

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    Not at all ambiguous.
    Definitely weird...though a frustration understood by any parent who’s finally-sleeping Colicky infant has been awakened by the doorbell and the cheery “Avon calling” greeting...

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    This must be the store next to the Hotel California: you can enter any time you like (by opening the door), but you can never leave...

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    Babies and children not made in the USA apparently are smart enough not to play with a plastic bag...or perhaps there aren't enough personal injury attorneys in other countries? :D

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    So that is how they are made... ...who knew.
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    Why does children and adults assumed this on bar doors?
     
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    Also a pun, but I enjoy the ambiguity more, so...

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    Neither Punny, Weird or Ambiguous but as I walked passed this earlier I was thinking maybe I had never heard that first line before.


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    That is funny, they will littearly hop on your gums :D
     
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    Perhaps not, but I can bet it won't get you very far with the ladies as a pick-up line! :D
     
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