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What should do about all my porn?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by FreakyLocz14, May 19, 2011.

  1. FreakyLocz14

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    My mom and uncle are coming to pick me up from my dorm Friday morning, so they're helping me pack.

    Idk where to hide my stash of porn DVDs so that they are transported secretly.

    Any suggestions?

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    1,000 posts!!!
     

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  2. DaSchmarotzer

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    This is your 1000th post, coincidence?

    You could put your "collection" in a box and seal it with lots of tape. You could also write something unrelated on the box (if you do have a couple boxes to pack). If there's only one they are going to be suspicious.

    I laughed. :p
     
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    You could also box them up, and send them to yourself at home through the mail system (assuming its not a massive collection).
     
  4. FreakyLocz14

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    FreakyLocz....start ripping....and not in that way...eww...
     
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    Toss em. Always better to make your own porn anyways :)
     
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    buy a spindle of blank cds and stash them at the bottom.
     
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    People still watch porn on DVDs? How 90s! lol
     
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    LOL

    yeah.. pack and seal a few boxes.... have your fav pasttime collection in one.

    label... "stay out, not porn"
     
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    For real. There is more free porn on the internet than you could watch in 20 lifetimes, and you still pay for DVD's?

    Anyhow, send them to me, I'll hold on to them for you until you're in the clear. Then, on your signal, I will over-week them by donkey to the location of your choosing.
     
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    The hard drive will store all your nasty porn.
     
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    My honest opinion? If you are that ashamed, get rid of it.
     
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    it aint havin and watchin porn that is the problem...


    it is what you do while you watch it alone... and going blind!
    and single handedly causing the hand lotion shortage in your city!
     
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    PROTIP: It's gay porn. I don't want my mom to see it.
     
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    this has got to be a joke.....
     
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    This entire thread? I hope so!



    I dunno... since when do parents go through stuff when picking you up from college???

    Maybe I'm just too old to get it?
     
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    I'm assuming your mom and uncle wouldn't subject you to a cavity search ...
     
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    he is to ashamed for them to know... about his porn
    but he is ok to tell us...
    then he tells us it is gay porn!!!


    you missed april fools ... by 2 months
     
  19. FreakyLocz14

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    This isn't a joke. I did figure out what where I'm going to put it, though.
     
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    i dont want to know.. where you going to put it... gay porn ..
    we can guess...
     
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    Gay porn? Uh, ok that part I said about sending it to me... we can scratch that.

    "Not that there's anything wrong with that". It's just not my bag of weed is all.
     
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    Still in the closet?
     
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    LMAO...:eek:
     
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    Glad you found a solution to an awkward problem. I guess that means that this thread can be closed. ;)
     
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