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What should do about all my porn?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by FreakyLocz14, May 19, 2011.

  1. FreakyLocz14

    Thread Starter

    My mom and uncle are coming to pick me up from my dorm Friday morning, so they're helping me pack.

    Idk where to hide my stash of porn DVDs so that they are transported secretly.

    Any suggestions?

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  2. DaSchmarotzer

    DaSchmarotzer Blame it on me

    This is your 1000th post, coincidence?

    You could put your "collection" in a box and seal it with lots of tape. You could also write something unrelated on the box (if you do have a couple boxes to pack). If there's only one they are going to be suspicious.

    I laughed. :p
     
  3. cds0699

    cds0699 Android Expert

    You could also box them up, and send them to yourself at home through the mail system (assuming its not a massive collection).
     
  4. jwp1223

    jwp1223 Android Enthusiast

    FreakyLocz....start ripping....and not in that way...eww...
     
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  5. NYCHitman1

    NYCHitman1 Gun for Hire

    Toss em. Always better to make your own porn anyways :)
     
  6. Knewz

    Knewz Android Expert

    buy a spindle of blank cds and stash them at the bottom.
     
  7. Vihzel

    Vihzel Destroying Balls Everyday

    People still watch porn on DVDs? How 90s! lol
     
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  8. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User

    LOL

    yeah.. pack and seal a few boxes.... have your fav pasttime collection in one.

    label... "stay out, not porn"
     
  9. Outlaw71

    Outlaw71 Android Expert

    For real. There is more free porn on the internet than you could watch in 20 lifetimes, and you still pay for DVD's?

    Anyhow, send them to me, I'll hold on to them for you until you're in the clear. Then, on your signal, I will over-week them by donkey to the location of your choosing.
     
  10. NightHawk877

    NightHawk877 Android Enthusiast


    The hard drive will store all your nasty porn.
     
  11. lordofthereef

    lordofthereef Android Expert

    My honest opinion? If you are that ashamed, get rid of it.
     
  12. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User

    it aint havin and watchin porn that is the problem...


    it is what you do while you watch it alone... and going blind!
    and single handedly causing the hand lotion shortage in your city!
     
  13. FreakyLocz14

    Thread Starter

    PROTIP: It's gay porn. I don't want my mom to see it.
     
  14. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User

    this has got to be a joke.....
     
  15. Kelmar

    Kelmar Done by choice

    This entire thread? I hope so!



    I dunno... since when do parents go through stuff when picking you up from college???

    Maybe I'm just too old to get it?
     
  16. noah way

    noah way Android Enthusiast

    I'm assuming your mom and uncle wouldn't subject you to a cavity search ...
     
  17. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User

    he is to ashamed for them to know... about his porn
    but he is ok to tell us...
    then he tells us it is gay porn!!!


    you missed april fools ... by 2 months
     
  18. FreakyLocz14

    Thread Starter

    This isn't a joke. I did figure out what where I'm going to put it, though.
     
  19. dan330

    dan330 Extreme Android User

    i dont want to know.. where you going to put it... gay porn ..
    we can guess...
     
  20. Outlaw71

    Outlaw71 Android Expert

    Gay porn? Uh, ok that part I said about sending it to me... we can scratch that.

    "Not that there's anything wrong with that". It's just not my bag of weed is all.
     
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  21. JEcht

    JEcht Member

    Still in the closet?
     
  22. quest7

    quest7 Android Enthusiast

    LMAO...:eek:
     
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  23. Slug

    Slug Check six!
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    Glad you found a solution to an awkward problem. I guess that means that this thread can be closed. ;)
     
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