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  1. nick325i

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    To get a piece of Apple's pie!

    Fill in your joke ending...
     

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    #1 nick325i, Dec 16, 2009
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    Why didn't the iPhone user cross the road?

    The road was rejected from the app store.



    I know. It's not really a joke, but it makes me smile.
     
    #2 vincentp, Dec 16, 2009
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    Because it was free to do as it pleased
     
    #3 lekky, Dec 16, 2009
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    to get to the other side,... (dorky)
     
    #4 aloha hailey, Dec 16, 2009
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    because it's D**k was stuck in the chicken?
     
    #5 stinky, Dec 16, 2009
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    Why did the Android cross the road... whilst playing a game?

    Because is not an iPhone. :D
     
    #6 lekky, Dec 16, 2009
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    Because he didn't have to pay 99 cents to do so...
     
    #7 nick325i, Dec 21, 2009
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    To get away from the travesty that is called Apple.
    Might not make you laugh but it did for me :)
     
    #8 ScottishTaz, Dec 21, 2009
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    Because Wertago said there was a kickin' party over there.
     
    #9 Doit2it, Dec 21, 2009
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    Duh, to get away from the Zombies on the radar!
     
    #10 Doit2it, Dec 21, 2009
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    Why did the Droid cross the road ?

    -To show the iphone how to do it.

    -Because he could without dropping the call.
     
    #11 kabbie_mcfeely, Dec 21, 2009
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    To eat an apple....
    <---- See left
     
    #12 travisr528, Dec 22, 2009
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    It didn't....it just made the road cross under it....it's just that damn good
     
    #13 stamets303, Dec 23, 2009
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    Payback....because the road crossed it first! :mad:
     
    #14 Doit2it, Dec 26, 2009
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    Because it can :p

    (or Because it does, "Droid Does")
     
    #15 Android_LIFE, Dec 27, 2009
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    To prove to the iPhone it could be done and the WinMo phone, the blackberry phone, the dumb phone and etc etc.
     
    #16 bigdroid, Jan 2, 2010
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    To show everyone that it could do it better than the iPhone.
     
    #17 pavirotten, Jan 14, 2010
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    To tell more people about it's OS!
     
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    To prove its navigation feature works!
     
    #19 pavirotten, Jan 19, 2010
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    To throw its iPod in the trash.
     
    #20 ttaylor0024, Jan 19, 2010
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    In the spirit of Tommy Chong (from Cheech & Chong or That 70's Show, depending on your age): To mess with your mind, man! The government says the Android doesn't exist, but, man, I've seen it, and it'll blow you away, man.
     
    #21 pavirotten, Jan 25, 2010
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    Why did the Android cross the playground?





    To get to the other slide.

    Just read that on a Laffy Taffy wrapper
     
    #22 Doit2it, Feb 11, 2010
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    The great state of Confusion
    "Why did the Android cross the road?"

    To ban you for not sharing the Laffy Taffy!

    Sorry for the game crossover.
     
    #23 Notahotshot, Feb 15, 2010
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    It was chocolate too!
    I'd never had chocolate LT, but it was good.
    Now, 5 days later, I'm thinking I need to go to the candy store!
    So ban you for reminding me how good it was.
    Oh wait, that post should go somewhere else.
     
    #24 Doit2it, Feb 16, 2010
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    because it was escaping the murder it committed on apple after dosing down the evidence in oxyclean.
     
    #25 HaunteD CoucH, Feb 21, 2010
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