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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by nick325i, Dec 16, 2009.

  1. nick325i

    nick325i Android Enthusiast
    Thread Starter

    To get a piece of Apple's pie!

    Fill in your joke ending...
     


  2. vincentp

    vincentp Android Expert

    Why didn't the iPhone user cross the road?

    The road was rejected from the app store.



    I know. It's not really a joke, but it makes me smile.
     
  3. lekky

    lekky Lover

    Because it was free to do as it pleased
     
  4. aloha hailey

    aloha hailey Newbie

    to get to the other side,... (dorky)
     
  5. stinky

    stinky Android Enthusiast

    because it's D**k was stuck in the chicken?
     
  6. lekky

    lekky Lover

    Why did the Android cross the road... whilst playing a game?

    Because is not an iPhone. :D
     
  7. nick325i

    nick325i Android Enthusiast
    Thread Starter

    Because he didn't have to pay 99 cents to do so...
     
  8. ScottishTaz

    ScottishTaz Lurker

    To get away from the travesty that is called Apple.
    Might not make you laugh but it did for me :)
     
  9. Doit2it

    Doit2it Android Expert

    Because Wertago said there was a kickin' party over there.
     
  10. Doit2it

    Doit2it Android Expert

    Duh, to get away from the Zombies on the radar!
     
  11. kabbie_mcfeely

    kabbie_mcfeely Android Enthusiast

    Why did the Droid cross the road ?

    -To show the iphone how to do it.

    -Because he could without dropping the call.
     
  12. travisr528

    travisr528 Android Enthusiast

    To eat an apple....
    <---- See left
     
  13. stamets303

    stamets303 Newbie

    It didn't....it just made the road cross under it....it's just that damn good
     
  14. Doit2it

    Doit2it Android Expert

    Payback....because the road crossed it first! :mad:
     
  15. Android_LIFE

    Android_LIFE Android Enthusiast

    Because it can :p

    (or Because it does, "Droid Does")
     
  16. pavirotten

    pavirotten Android Enthusiast

    To show everyone that it could do it better than the iPhone.
     
  17. pavirotten

    pavirotten Android Enthusiast

    To prove its navigation feature works!
     
  18. ttaylor0024

    ttaylor0024 Android Enthusiast

    To throw its iPod in the trash.
     
  19. pavirotten

    pavirotten Android Enthusiast

    In the spirit of Tommy Chong (from Cheech & Chong or That 70's Show, depending on your age): To mess with your mind, man! The government says the Android doesn't exist, but, man, I've seen it, and it'll blow you away, man.
     
  20. Doit2it

    Doit2it Android Expert

    Why did the Android cross the playground?





    To get to the other slide.

    Just read that on a Laffy Taffy wrapper
     
  21. Notahotshot

    Notahotshot Member

    "Why did the Android cross the road?"

    To ban you for not sharing the Laffy Taffy!

    Sorry for the game crossover.
     
  22. Doit2it

    Doit2it Android Expert

    It was chocolate too!
    I'd never had chocolate LT, but it was good.
    Now, 5 days later, I'm thinking I need to go to the candy store!
    So ban you for reminding me how good it was.
    Oh wait, that post should go somewhere else.
     
  23. HaunteD CoucH

    HaunteD CoucH Member

    because it was escaping the murder it committed on apple after dosing down the evidence in oxyclean.
     
  24. Herodroid

    Herodroid Well-Known Member

    To show AT&T that he could get 3G reception even across the street.
     
  25. Gattaca714

    Gattaca714 Member

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    An Android Insider
    An Android Insider Who?
    I can't tell you who my resources are, but I can confirm that 2.1 is coming to Eris next week.
    ;)
     
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