How about this?
(While this story doesn't relate to the size of the phone, it is an example of the enormous amount of crap i've had to go through to get this phone in my hands! Which will be tomorrow, btw. :] )
I went to my local Verizon Wireless store in the mall. I approached a sales rep asking if they knew of a date of when the DX would be in stock because i'd rather buy it at the store than wait for FedEx. (I have ongoing issues with my FedEx man, who likes to leave my packages in the rain in puddles! bah!) I went on to explain I was upgrading my phone early etc etc. He asked for my phone # to look up my acct and then after literally 3 whole minutes in silence and exchanging weird glances, he finally tells me it will be cheaper AND faster if i come into the store to order it and have it sent to my house. He said, "People who order with us generally get their orders faster." I'm like, wow this guy clearly thinks i'm dumb. It's obvious that he just wants the commission...BUT THEN...he says, would you like to order it now? I said nah, i'll come back next week. He proceeds to hand me his business card (which is fine, i get it) but he wrote his personal cell phone number down on it and handed it to me with a wink saying, call me or shoot me a text when you're going to come down. It wasn't until i walked away from the counter that I realized he was clearly hitting on me and then I figured out that the whole 3 minutes of staring at my acct was to snoop around on my info. 2 days later, I received a facebook friend request from him. CREEPY!
Needless to say I ordered my phone online but not before I sent him a "nice" message about how unprofessional that was and how creepy I really thought he was. OH, and that he's LUCKY I didn't complain to management. Screw the stores, I HATE PEOPLE!