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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Vihzel, Aug 17, 2010.

  1. Vihzel

    Vihzel Destroying Balls Everyday
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    As a man, wake up to find you have grown nonremovable D cup breasts or that your "member" has shrunken to a miniature size that a dwarf would laugh at?

    As a woman, wake up to find you have grown nonremovable chest hair, which results in a fairly hairy chest, or that you have grown nonremovable leg hair, which results in very hairy legs?

    Edited 1st question from "testicles have disappeared".

    If this is NSFW... please edit title, mod! Thanks :)

  2. SB13X

    SB13X Android Expert

    That my testicles had disappeared. I've got a couple of kids already so it wouldn't be too big a hit to take even though I still want a couple more but that would be life and it wouldn't affect peoples attitudes towards me while having the D's would probably result in me being treated and classed as transgender.

    However I in no way want to tempt fate to remove my nuts with a helping of the dreaded C. See I won't even mention the name.
  3. Vihzel

    Vihzel Destroying Balls Everyday
    Thread Starter

    Hmm.... actually the 2nd choice is a bit too obvious. I would say that I had testicular cancer and no way they could make fun of me for that.

    I'll change the 2nd option to make it more difficult.
  4. SB13X

    SB13X Android Expert

    Definitely choose the boobs then.
  5. Vihzel

    Vihzel Destroying Balls Everyday
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    lol I'm sure those new breasts would look stunning in a Victoria's Secret lace bra.
  6. SB13X

    SB13X Android Expert

    Along with my mankini :D
  7. Member138406

    Member138406 Guest

    If I was older with kids I would pick the shrinkage.... but other wise bring on the rack.
  8. mpw

    mpw Android Expert

    As a man: Shrinkage.
    As a woman: Luscious leg locks.
  9. SB13X

    SB13X Android Expert

    Another reason I couldn't go for shrinkage is my user title would have to change. ;)
  10. Roze

    Roze Hiding behind a mystery

    So Hairy chest vs hairy legs...why couldn't it be like flat chested (to go with the man with D chest option XD and Vihzel, YOU haven't picked which one you'd rather have :p So unfair as you're the OP ;)

    I'll go with hairy legs...I will simply wear pants. *cries* goodbye my beloved mini-skirts and mini-dresses~
  11. Vihzel

    Vihzel Destroying Balls Everyday
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    lol I was thinking of doing that but I decided that hairy chest or hairy legs would be harder. :p

    As a man... umm... D cup breasts probably.
    As a woman... hmm... hairy legs probably.
  12. BiGMERF

    BiGMERF Extreme Android User

    ill take the breast atleast i could play with them.......
  13. Vihzel

    Vihzel Destroying Balls Everyday
    Thread Starter

    I don't think your significant other wouldn't exactly appreciate them :p
  14. Ninja Monkey

    Ninja Monkey Android Enthusiast

    I would go with the boobs. I don't think I would ever leave the house though....I would be too busy playing! ;)

    P.S. - How big are my new boobs going to be? :p
  15. IOWA

    IOWA Mr. Logic Pants

    I would just wake up from the bad dream.

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