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Wow my fat ass friend just destroyed my doritos

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by xxteargodxx, Oct 8, 2010.

  1. xxteargodxx

    xxteargodxx Well-Known Member
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    This bastard ate my brand new bag of family sized doritos which I normally go through in a week.

    I'm so ****ing pissed off right now, I just went and had to hide my other bag of Spicy Doritos and my m&m cookies.
     

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  2. Intervenient

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    Quick! Save the Scooby Snacks!
     
  3. ballisticn8

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    ^^ what he said :D

    maybe tell your friend to bring his own food?!? :thinking:
     
  4. ElasticNinja

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    Cut your loses and shoot him
     
  5. LECTER

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    Over the hill and through the woods
    In the face! :D
     
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  6. stupid brain not reading everything.


    I thought the title was "fat ass friend sits on doritos"

    which I would be equally pissed about


    on the plus side you dont have to worry about not chewing a dorito fully and having it go down your throat side way. That HURTS!!!
     
  7. VegasOnAcid

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    I had a fat roommate once.. was a terrible 2 years... His unsaid rule was basically anything that was not eaten in 48 hours of entering the house is fair game..
     
  8. melll

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    Give him more, tell him, the more bags of doritos and cookies he eats, the sooner he'll go away from the face of this earth.
     
  9. melll

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    I read that the first time, and then I read again.

    LOL good thing I aint the only one :p
     
  10. shawn1224

    shawn1224 Ex CEO-DNPSEA foundation
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    How does fat boy even have access to your Doritos in the first place.

    what kind of setup are you running? An open kitchen policy?

    That shit would never happen at my crib. I only give out kitchen privileges when friends bring over community booze .. and that even comes with restrictions. It's not like your going to run up in my shit like it's a deli.
     
  11. Vihzel

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    My roommate and I highly respect each other's property. I touch nothing of his without his permission unless it's something communal, like cooking spray, utensils, cookware, etc. and he touches nothing of mine without permission. We NEVER go into each other's rooms either. Privacy. I would recommend that perhaps you keep your doritos and other precious foods in your room... unless you share a room, then umm... EAT IT ALL RIGHT NOW! and then buy a safe. :p
     
  12. Lizzrd

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    I had a BF during my college years who was this way with booze.

    A friend had gifted me a gallon (!!) of Kahlua because she knew I enjoyed relaxing with a White Russian now and then. So I figured I was set through middle age with that bottle.

    I came home from work one Saturday and went to fix one for myself and found the EMPTY bottle still in the cabinet. Since the BF was my roommate, I knew he had consumed it all (and I hadn't even opened it myself). When questioned, his response was something to the effect of "hell, it was there to be drank..."

    Needless to say, over the few years that followed, his drinking problem became blatantly obvious. He was the sort who was never able to have a "liquor cabinet".
     
  13. Musky

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    I think your only option is a murder/suicide!
     
  14. saps

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    Where were you at the time? Make him buy you another bag. Seriously don't be a doormat for others. Rather than telling us about it here confront the guy and get a new bag or even two out of it
     
  15. Damn i knew doritos were good and all but apparently i didnt understand how good based on some of these replies
     
  16. Vihzel

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    In my opinion, doritos are disgusting. Chips in general are disgusting. Processed and molded.
     
  17. tommy_ed

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    it was the monosodium glutamate (MSG) that provoked your friend into eating the whole bag!
     
  18. harukasan73

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    eewweee how can you eat that many doritoes? Ask him, because I want to know. Im a fatty, and I dont like that much junk food, blech (I much prefer to handmake or bake all my foods that way I know what is going into them)

    Just say to him: Some Mistress in my forums wants to know how you can eat all that and not puke?
     
  19. Bramsy

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    Weirdness, I read sits too......
     
  20. JohnCL

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    Ho-Ho's + Ex-Lax = Ultimate payback. :D
     
  21. Bob Maxey

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    Hey, its just Doritos.

    My friends treat my single malt like Pepsi. When I become violent, I sure hope the judge appreciates good single malt and cuts me a deal.
     
  22. Thefoodman52

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    "Mmmm.... I sure do love ho-ho---HOO!!!"

    Then just sit and laugh as he goes into 'labor' in the bathroom.
     
  23. Bramsy

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    I would be your friend too if it wasn't bottom shelf.. :) :) :) need a friend?
     
  24. Thefoodman52

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    You know what else males me mad about friends who just dominate food? It's the ones that tear into your double stuff oreos. I hate that! Sometimes they even go to make quadruple stuffs! What's with that! I reserve the rights to quadruple stuffs, it's my box!
     
  25. southernbnb

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    i have free roam of my best friends kitchen but thats because i buy food for his house all the time! and i cook for him and his wife a couple times a week!! go slap tubby mc'lardass in the back of his bulbous grape and make him come off of some grocery funds!!! lol
     

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