You know you're an android addict when an update to your favorite ROM makes you feel like a kid in a candy store.
Your parents buy your son an i5 for his birthday & you quickly pawn it for an LG Volt then re-wrap it with an added $50 Google Play Card ..all to save yourself future headache. i5 💣📲🚽♻
You know you're an Android addict when you can't wait for the day when robots revolt and overthrow humanity.
You know you're an android addict when you're more worried about the phone than the service provider that gives it life.
You've got 4 Android devices for different things and you really, really, know you need a new one. I need a pretty one!
You know you're an android addict when you think android decals depicting an android taking a bite out of an apple aren't expressing the sentiment strongly enough.
When...... you take some frozen yogurt to put between two peices of gingerbread to make yourself an ice cream sandwich drizzled with marshmallow sauce to go along with your nougat filled donut flavored lollipop. You know what I'm saying, cupcake?
@GCros I have two t-shirts with humorous Android logos. It's a good thing. Finding that color green still eludes me for pants
When you don't buy an iPhone. Because if you're not buying an iPhone, you're buying an Android smart-phone.