So yep, I was using one of those awful hard cases from Verizon, and I was giving my old, decrepit dog more water in her bowl. She bumped into me, and in the torquing I did to avoid breaking her aged spine, danged if that Droid didn't jump out of my pocket like the case was coated in Crisco. Moving at the speed of light, I yoinked the phone out of the water (and doesn't this always happen in the dead of night?). Dried what I could, took it into a repair shop, and bar 3 tiny little white dots that are slowly fading, it's as good as new. The repair was cheaper than my deductible, and I am once again with a functional, incredibly tough phone. Although I am now thinking that something to cover up the USB and headphone ports might not be entirely amiss...