If you were El Presidente (of USA :D:D:D) for ONE day what would you do! :D

[Member243850]

As the title reads!

With the current madness in the USA of "El Presidente" I got very inspired ! xD

With these 2 idiots ruining ERR I mean running for the "top dog" as "El Presidente" what would YOU do if you could be "kingy boy!" for one day?

VERY fun thread idea I thought I would start!

Now I don't want to give the poor mods a heart attack by having to swinging the ban hammer around every 5 seconds in this thread so please keep it civil!

I will start!

If the American people were stupid enough to make me "El Presidente" for one day I would be sitting in my massive super expensive "hyper leather" arm chair... paid by the tax payer's blood and sweat.... I would ....

BOMB SOUTH AFRICA

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

REVENGE LOL!!! xD

lol just kidding

What would YOU do? XD

What would you do?

I am trying to think dang hard of what I would really do though lol...

 

[Mikestony]

I'd invite @El Presidente and @Stinky Stinky to the oval office and have the chef whip us up some chocolate chip french toast

I'd probably do some other things, but that may start a riot

 

[El Presidente]

I'd make everyone dress up as and act like bears for an hour or two.

It never hurts to see things from the perspective of a bear.

 

[lvt]

I will order that all Android smartphones sold in the US must be pre-rooted.

 

[no one]

 

[Hadron]

I'd take pity on the people of the USA and shorten the lengths of election campaigns to no more than 2 months and limit campaign spending heavily (and that's total spending - no more "super PACs" acting as proxies to get round the limits).

 

[Member243850]

I would grab that ring like there is NO TOMORROW so I can start killing everyone!!!!! XD

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

If I got to grab that ring..... I would kill all those who had done me wrong!!!

Gandalf is a weak fool!!!!! XD

LOL

DON'T THINK..... JUST OBEY!!!!!!!!

There are too many people on this earth....

LET'S GIVE THIS EARTH SOME FRESH AIR MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

 

[bjacks12]

Invade Canada.

 

[Mikestony]

I will order that all Android smartphones sold in the US must be pre-rooted.

I'm going to second that....and add TWRP

 

[findrome]

I'd schedule an emergency joint session for both houses, then as open my mouth to begin my speech; I'd clear my throat, take a sip of water, walk around to the front of the podium, undo my belt, pull down my pants, squeeze out a log, wipe my bum with my "notes", and then turn to our finest " statesmen" and say;

This is what you've been feeding the rest of America, now its your turn to clean it up.

 

[Deleted User]

I'd probably take Air Force 1 on a leisure flight around the country.

 

[the lucky William]

I would invite my family to have a dinner in the White House.

 

[Member243850]

Guys if you could choose between a turd and a turd what would you choose?

DECISIONS DECISIONS!!!!! :--D

Congratulations to the Yanks and Mr Trump!

I think what is beyond scary is that there are only 2 turds to choose from... sigh.... but....... why?

If I got into Da Prez seat I would immediately gather all the greatest scientific minds of the globe (maybe even kidnapp if I had to for the sake of the human race!) and put every single cent into "a genius" serum.... so that nobody could be stupid ever again and then only choose between 2 turds in the future... hell never mind that garbage! - there would be no more wars... no more arguments ... and best of all... there would be no more turds!