Speak only in questions

[no one]

Don't you know "they say" are the world's biggest liars?

 

[Clementine_3]

Are you one of 'them'?

 

[no one]

Who are you talking to?

 

[psionandy]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah?

 

[no one]

How have you been Travis? Or is it Henry?

 

[Kaat72]

Is it finally weekend now?

 

[basic 101 user]

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?

What am I, funny to you?
How the F**k am I funny?
What, am I, some kind of a clown?
I'm here to amuse you?

 

[no one]

Is there another duo as crazy as Tommy and Travis?

 

[psionandy]

Do you think that would make a good sitcom?

 

[no one]

In today's market, does it really have to be good?

 

[psionandy]

Why can't we have nice things?

 

[basic 101 user]

Could it be because someone always forgets to put a coaster under his drink(s)?

Doesn't that usually ruin the finish on a nice car's dashboard?

 

[psionandy]

Hang on a cotton picking minute, why are you putting drinks coasters on your dashboard?

 

[Clementine_3]

You don't want ugly rings on the dashboard do you?

 

[Deleted User]

Does your car not have a cup holder?

 

[Clementine_3]

Have you ever tried to use the cup holder for an on the rocks glass? Or a shot glass?

 

[no one]

You are not advocating drinking and driving, are you?

 

[basic 101 user]

If I tug on my tie, tap the mic, and ask "Is this thing on??????............
Will it finally get us all on the same comedy page?

Spoiler: Can I tell ya' again, I get no respect?

 

[no one]

You honestly believe that everyone can read that page?

 

[basic 101 user]

"Oh where have you been, my blue-eyed son?"
"And where have you been, my darling young one?"

 

[no one]

Are you hitting the sauce again?

 

[basic 101 user]

Doesn't "again" imply "stopped" at some point?

 

[basic 101 user]

Yo, bartender........ Can I get another ketchup on the rocks, and a soy chaser?

 

[no one]

Are you admitting you have a problem?

 

[basic 101 user]

Oh my, where to even begin?

How much time do you have?

Does anyone really want to look under that rock?

Alsho........ Is thish "mustard and soda" schtain on my tie very notisheable?