Future Android Problems (SPOOF):

[SerenityNow]

I thought it would be fun, since this forum kind of ceases to exist right now, to make a joke thread of "future" problems we will have with Android...

I'll start it off:

ANDROID PROBLEM #1
"Someone hacked my Android Phone and instead of the GPS functions taking me where I want to go it always brings me to a location of an ex-girlfriend."

ANDROID PROBLEM #2
"I've gotten like 5 alcohol citations in 1 week and it is all because of stupid Android! The Cops keep driving around with their HTC Dream with an auto-alert anytime 15+ people under age 21 are gathered in an area with a 100 foot radius."

ANDROID PROBLEM #3
"How come every time I try to use certain Android Applications it takes me to a YouTube video for an old Rick Astley song?"

 

[AmrcnHstryX]

serenity now hoochie mama

it would be hilarious if cops would be able to do that. hey guys leave your Dream at home so the cops dont show up

All my problems have to do with the google maps/gps function.

ANDROID PROBLEM #4
"Girlfriend caught me cheating on her using google maps to track me down."

ANDROID PROBLEM #5
"Parents knew I was sneaking out of the window to go to that party."

ANDROID PROBLEM #6
"I tried to run away from home but they would always find me."