Que patriotic theme and a bald eagle flying over an Alaskan lake. Then an announcer comes on and says the following:
Since 9/11 we have kept the terrorists at bay. Our children and schools have been safe. But now, Persian girls are attempting to infiltrate our neighborhoods and shopping centers, by trying to buy things. Thank god we have a company like Apple out there to prevent selling a potential Macbook Air from becomng yellow cake and a nuclear bomb. Remember, keep non-white girls that may or may not be potentialy from the middle east from buying 'things'. R
** This message was brought to you by the apple corporation and the Republican National Commity for the election of Morons**
