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    I ate too many chick peas. Now I falafel.
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    What do you get if you put ducks in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement.
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    Baseball fans.....

    .......if you could put together a team comprised of only players whose careers have started in your earthly campaign, that is to say, if you were born in 1980, then only players whose rookie year was 1980 and beyond, no player prior to your hatching is eligible, who would you choose? Players...
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    Two guys are walking down the street, they see a dog licking himself. 1st guy: I wish I could do that 2nd guy: Maybe you should pet him first.
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    Two blondes were walking through the woods. They came across some tracks. 1st Blond: I think these are dear tracks. 2nd Blond: No silly, these are moose tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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    Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She chewed off 3 legs, and was still stuck in the trap.
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    The Husband

    A Haiku Ok babe. Yeah, sure. What? You never told me that! Wasn't listening.
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    Dear America's Hat

    For years I've been thanking you for RUSH, and The Kids In The Hall. I now have to add these guys: Thank You. Seriously, thank you, from the bottom of where my heart should be.
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    Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you are prepared to deal with the reaper cushions.
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    Well, color me smeckledorfed!

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    WOW!

    I must have listened to this 700 times since I discovered it few days ago. This is an absolutely amazing cover. After hearing it, I do not think any other version even compares.
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    A cheese factory exploded in France. Da Brie is everywhere.
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    What did the shy pebble wish for? To be a little boulder.
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    Spirtius Aviam

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    Do not dumb here. Not a dumb area.

    This story is about no one in particular. One day, several years ago, I was leaving my place of employment. Changing back into my civies. Do my make sure I got it dance. Wallet, check. Keys, check. Shades, check. Phone, phone, where's my phone? Now I rummage through my backpack, not...
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    A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, the rabbit says, I think I might be a type o.
  23. no one

    For you...

    ...no, not you. But thanks for playing.
  24. no one

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    A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, Is this stool taken?
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    Your face.