Ban the person above you

[shutterpoet]

quadro ban banned

 

[EarlyMon]

Steven - Banned because you're just too late, I _am_ the real Yoda.

Clementine - Banned because there is no option to accept or decline, I walked 10 miles uphill to school and then uphill again going back home in the snow even in the summer and didn't complain so you'll take your bans and like it, just like this porridge. Uber ban for missing the party, too.

Steven - I'm not done banning you by any stretch of the imagination.

You are banned my little Guide, do not run and do not hide; bans for you I'll craft with ease, you'll shirk and squeal and even say please! So here's your ban you deft imposter, happens it does when my ire you foster!

shutter - Step aside ban!

 

[shutterpoet]

Early? Maybe it's time you take that grade school rhyme and get on the little bus before I have to take you to school ... banned

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned for trying to put too much air into your lungs and forgetting to stand on your tippy toes, even tho neither really helps.

This has been your Now, now ban, brought to you by the color green and the letter 4.

 

[Clementine_3]

Clementine - Banned because there is no option to accept or decline, I walked 10 miles uphill to school and then uphill again going back home in the snow even in the summer and didn't complain so you'll take your bans and like it, just like this porridge. Uber ban for missing the party, too.

Banned for not shoveling the driveway so I could get to the party.
Goldilocks ban, this porridge is cold.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned by the hair on my chinny chin chin.

 

[Steven58]

Steven - I'm not done banning you by any stretch of the imagination.

You are banned my little Guide, do not run and do not hide; bans for you I'll craft with ease, you'll shirk and squeal and even say please! So here's your ban you deft imposter, happens it does when my ire you foster!

Bravo ban!

 

[Clementine_3]

Encouraging EarlyMon ban.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because you fail to understand that I'm self-motivated by virtue of my infectious sense of humor. Accessory ban for that necklace with those shoes - the shoes are fine, it's the necklace.

 

[Steven58]

banned for thanking me in the ban section.

 

[Clementine_3]

Infectious like the black plague ban.
June Cleaver ban, pearls are always in vogue.

 

[Clementine_3]

banned for thanking me in the ban section.

Banned for dissin' good manners.

 

[EarlyMon]

Good girl ban - in fact - Very good girl ban. (And that was just for the necklace.)

 

[Steven58]

banned for being on AF on a Saturday.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because just for that I'm going to watch cartoons with the girls!

 

[Steven58]

banned for... never mind. That's a good thing. I can't ban you for that.

Banning myself for not being able to ban.

 

[Clementine_3]

Incomplete aborted ban ban.

 

[Steven58]

banned for using the word ban twice in a row. Redundant ban.

 

[Clementine_3]

Banned for being redundant in your redundancy ban.

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because you're both evidently at a loss for words.

 

[Steven58]

banned because "everybody's a critic"

 

[EarlyMon]

Banned because the real critics aren't here yet.

 

[dan330]

Banned from the only critic that counts ban

 

[dautley]

banned for believing your opinion actually counts

 

[ardchoille]

banned for not realizing everyone's opinion counts