Chuck Norris

[cableguynoe]

Chuck Norris has to flush twice after he pees

Chuck Norris can tell himself a joke he's never heard of

 

[savetheknot]

I love this thread

 

[NightAngel79]

+1

 

[cableguynoe]

I love this thread

+1

Well then... lets keep it going guys!!!!

 

[NightAngel79]

Well then... lets keep it going guys!!!!

We're counting on you cable!!

 

[NYCHitman1]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure AIDS.. it's too bad he never cries

 

[cableguynoe]

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris........ After 5 days of extreme pain........ the snake died.

 

[jamor]

chuck norris' tears can cure aids.. It's too bad he never cries

rofl




Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

 

[cableguynoe]

Chuck Norris put both these knuckleheads in the hospital---> Arnold and Sylvester

 

[MSUgEEk]

Chuck Norris donates one bowel movement per year to the US Nuclear Regulatory Commission. This is then refined, diluted, and processed into nuclear fuel rods and distributed to the the 104 operating nuclear reactors in the US.

 

[AntimonyER]

No lie my wife adores Chuck Norris. She has a framed photo of her with him, along with his signature on the program from the National Junior Olympics that she was in... (Tae Kwon Do, she was the National Champion in her division that year (2001)). She wanted to put it up in the living room when we got married... I had to draw the line somewhere...

 

[NightAngel79]

Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris can outstare a man with 2 glass eyes


Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain

 

[UBRocked]

Apparently threads discussing Chuck Norris are afraid to die!

 

[SiempreTuna]

Most people only use 10% of their brain, Chuck Norris doesn't use any!