Officially Why I hate the EVO...

[sagedil]

I hate my wife's Evo because now she never touches me anymore.

But it's OK, I just play with mine.

 

[Hardcorp]

I hate my wife's Evo because now she never touches me anymore.

But it's OK, I just play with mine.

I hope you mean your EVO...

 

[dan330]

I hate EVO.. owners...

Cant join the club till end of Dec!!!!

 

[zeux6]

I hate my Evo because I don't have it yet. That makes me hate Sprint for messing up my account making me wait until Saturday to get my Evo. Makes me hate Best Buy because they called me saying they would hold my phone for me. The ransom is 200 bucks and they will let it go to me. Makes me hate the world because everyone has the phone except me. Makes me hate reading this forum because I smile too much reading how much everyone loves the Evo. This really sucks...I guess I'll just be happy Saturday! Blahhh!!!!

 

[sonicwind]

I hate my Evo because...I can't think of any reasons. I guess the short battery life is pretty annoying, but then, with the iPhone you can't even swap out the battery. It seems like it charges slow, too, though. Stupid piece of crap, I'm taking it back.

 

[Dutch54]

I hate my Evo because it's younger and more beautiful than me.

 

[acp]

I hate the Evo because I'm not happy when I'm happy, I think I might go smash its big beautiful screen to make myself feel normal again.

 

[kayropr]

I hate the EVO because I have to wait till Nov for my phone upgrade. I don't want to pay full price for the phone... Maybe I can convince my friends to ALL chip in so I can get it as B-Day gift. ;-)... just a couple of weeks for the big day!

 

[tx_brandon]

I hate EVO.. owners...

Cant join the club till end of Dec!!!!

There will be a new Jesus phone out or due out soon by that time.

 

[Roze]

There will be a new Jesus phone out or due out soon by that time.

Which means the EVO should be free on a 2 years contract

 

[sonicwind]

I hate my Evo because it's younger and more beautiful than me.

But you look younger and more beautiful with it.

 

[Bdubya]

I hate my EVO because she seduced me away from my TP2, who I swore my undying love to. After caressing my EVO all weekend I held my TP2 in my hands and thought, "Baby, you got fat".

 

[Felixthecat]

I hate my EVO because it keeps pissin on every iphone we walk by...

 

[NurseBetty1]

I hate my EVO b/c I can't sleep at night from thinking about it and looking at it, so I wake up cranky until I see my EVO and then I am happy again!! I also hate my EVO b/c I whipped out the kickstand today on the owner of a HTC HD2 and got an ugly look!

 

[evoq]

I hate the evo because it is making me do things that I have never done before... *angelic smile*

Clambert1273, your current devices still shows 'waiting for Evo'. You should update it. Even equatorial pygmies know you have received your Evo by now.

 

[RaiseUp151z]

I hate my EVO because it doesn't cook eggs for me in the morning after sleeping with me all night.

 

[thundrbird1]

I hate my EVO because it never leaves my side and it sleeps betweeen the wife and I. Damn EVO!! Why must you be the best phone on the market..

 

[SoFLO]

I hate my EVO because friends and family now think I'm being antisocial

 

[avacomputers]

Well I hate the evo because all the stores are sold out and this $500 is yearning to be spent on one.

 

[stompyevo]

I hate my EVO because I tele sales order and waiting on it today monday and the UPS still not here yet.

 

[Y2Dre]

Personally...I love my EVO.

However...my HP laptop HATES my EVO because ever since Friday, the laptop gets no love. He now only exists to charge my EVO, to convert movies for my EVO, and to copy files over to ...you guessed it...my EVO!

 

[rushmore]

I hate the EVO, because the amount of ironic titled posts like this OP have already surpassed the Incredible, which had it's fair share of device luuuuuv and ironic posts too

Then again, I could easily not read the posts when it is obvious they are ironic.... I guess when someone posts an ironic "I love this thing!" title, but rips the device in the thread- THAT will be a post to watch

Thing is, the Moto Droid, Desire, Nexus, Incredible and now the EVO all have far more good things then bad things, so ripping any of the device would be silly. Actual carrier signal coverage is the only thing that would matter, so that would leave At&t and Tmo in exposed territory.

 

[cabbie]

i hate your evo because mine is the best evo in the history of ever

 

[clambert1273]

clambert1273, your current devices still shows 'waiting for evo'. You should update it. Even equatorial pygmies know you have received your evo by now.:d

what you say????

 

[stompyevo]

I hate my EVO, I got it at 11am i have not eaten since and i am starving