Fourgee, I gotta disagree with you.
I received my case in 3 business days. I have ordered from Otterbox before and had no shipping problems, so I don't see how their shipping department is "fubared". A little dramatic I'd say.
How is the fit not perfect? Mine does not rattle around, everything is lined up perfectly. What did you expect, it to adhere and mold to the phone?
I am using an adhesive screen protector as well as the plastic protector that comes on the defender. It works perfectly, I have no problem touching any buttons, and my screen looks the same as it was before using the defender.
The kickstand is a little on the thin side, but it is not "begging to be snapped off". Compared to using the kickstand with the commuter case, the kickstand on the defender is much improved. I can set my evo on a desk and use it with one finger. Unless you are trying to snap it off, it's not going to snap off.
I would agree on the rubber jack covers.
All in all, I would say you are a little dramatic and overly critical. I am curious to know what you would have expected for $50. (By the way, you could have gotten it for $40, like a lot of us.) I would recommend this case or the commuter series to anyone owning an Evo depending on the amount of protection they desire.