Ok bud. Perhaps you should look up the definition of the word troll. And what's with you calling everyone kid? You must have a real inferiority complex because your always name calling, and need trendy no function fashionista products to make you feel better about yourself. That's also exactly why I know you've been banned from several forums, and the guys at insidehoops.com tear you apart. I'm sorry you feel that bad about yourself or your current situation that you feel the need to troll countless forums and be as condescending as your immature intellect allows. Oh yeah, like the bacon?
And the adobe suite is legit. (I'll have cs5 upgrade shortly =)) I've had the full collection sense cs. I use it for work, as I do design for a living.... well mostly consultations now. I let the college kids do the design now, its simple enough. But I still have to approve their wokl =)