The Bah-Humbug thread!

[codesplice]

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[Unforgiven]

^^^like whore

 

[zuben el genub]

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[zuben el genub]

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Well people need to realize that other religions have their holidays close to this time. It isn't just christians. although they think this time of year is all about them.

A few idiots here got outraged when a store put up Happy Holidays, and included Hanukkah, Kwanza, Festus.

Share the month dammit. Your illustration reminded me of the horned god of the celts and druids.

 

[lunatic59]

Hmmmm. All I have to say is that if it is the case that the story was NOT true, then let the chips fall where they may.

Actually, Scrooge would have been against it. All his negative qualities aside, he was rather honest, just not pleasant.

 

[Bg260]

Looks like it's not going to be such a merry Christmas after all. Sorry.

Spoiler: #*&@

Hows that for Bah-Humbug?

 

[lunatic59]

Is a 3 day notice legal? That really stinks.

 

[Bg260]

Sucks would be an understatement. Terminal is what I was thinking.

 

[olbriar]

That 3 day notice must have been part of the fine print. Man, way sorry.

 

[Bg260]

Is a 3 day notice legal?

No

That 3 day notice must have been part of the fine print. Man, way sorry.

Update: No, it was the fine print in the notice that I needed to read. 3 days to pay or they turn me over to legal. Not out on my ass. Enough time for me to get assistance. I had a plan, just thought I had more time. I am on a first name basis with the Landlord, this was kind of a bombshell. Business is business though. I understand.

Tip: Do not stake your financial future on an E-Bay business. Too many sharks swimming in those waters.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

One of these Gingerbread Houses is straight up Poison... Not poisoned but made totally of pharmaceutical products



Merry X-Mas!

 

[mikedt]

One of these Gingerbread Houses is straight up Poison... Not poisoned but made totally of pharmaceutical products



Merry X-Mas!

They both look like they were made from pills and tablets, and don't look particularly appetizing. What's the ones on the roof, Vallium or something?

 

[codesplice]

Totally forgot that our workplace Christmas Holiday Party was today.

BRB, I'm going to Burger King for lunch.

 

[lunatic59]

The last Holiday Office gathering I went to was in 2000. The owner of the company announced he had just sold it to our biggest competitor, but not to worry, all our jobs were safe. January 2nd the layoffs commenced.

Ho-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.

 

[codesplice]

I will be attending my wife's work party tonight, but her boss is hilariously rich and hands out gadgets as door prizes. Got a pair of Chromecasts last year, but there were also several Apple Watches and such up for grabs.

Also, free booze.

 

[lunatic59]

Nothing says "Christmas" like booze and swag ... except maybe pharmaceuticals.

Enjoy (as much as possible).

 

[Bg260]

I'll take a Whopper, a Scotch rocks, a small order of Valium.....and the third time bomb from the left.

 

[codesplice]

Hello, Roku!

 

[lunatic59]

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Whooo Hoooo! Now you've got 350k+ crap movies to go along with 500 channels of crap cable programming and 50 local broadcast crap channels.

Hello Library!

Spoiler

When did I get to be such a curmudgeon?

Spoiler

Oh, and get off my lawn, while you're at it.

 

[shalemail]

Have some McCafe ... in the HOLIDAY cup.

 

[lunatic59]

Until I took a closer look, I was going to ask if that was a bullet hole. Works either way.

 

[codesplice]

Whooo Hoooo! Now you've got 350k+ crap movies to go along with 500 channels of crap cable programming and 50 local broadcast crap channels.

It would be really neat if I wasn't currently waiting on the Comcast tech to come fix my Internet...

 

[lunatic59]

It would be really neat if I wasn't currently waiting on the Comcast tech to come fix my Internet...

This week, Comcast has subbed all it's repair work to migrant farm workers so their regular subs can go to the holiday-neutral seasonal gathering (formerly "The Company Christmas Party®"). You should see an improvement in service levels.

 

[Deleted User]

Have some McCafe ... in the HOLIDAY cup.
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Graphic designer should be shot.

 

[lunatic59]

Graphic designer should be shot.

McDonald's holiday coffee cup goes viral for 'cheeky' design - UPI.com

Sources close to the design team report designer has been shot.