(The camera slowly pans in from behind what used to be a sane and well-adjusted man whom we shall call for now; 'firemcd' . One cannot help but notice over the sholder of his large frame that he is tapping away a reply on an apparent forum based website. Sick laughter slowly curls from his trembling lip as he exclaims "Tourettes" style; "BASTARDS! See, see Verizon! I AM NOT ALONE......he,he, huhhhhh." As we slowly pan around to the front of him we see an expresion on his face of both Bliss and Torment, with a pronounced involuntary facial twitch that starts at the lower lip and works its way upward to his furrowed brow. His head flies back with a howl of pain; or is it satisfaction? Surely, he is in agony waiting for something to be delivered only at the behest of a group of sadists wrapped as corporate sociopaths. What little joy he feels comes from knowing many others he knows and cares for are experiencing the same angst.....even if on levels deemed "understandable". What does the future hold for this bent and hurting individual? With his chin wearily resting on his breastbone, he checks for another update. In his "About Phone" screen his hopes hang on fading chance. Will he finally be one of the lucky? With a slow raspy whimper he watches as the little red swirl goes round and round on the screen. "Your Device is up to date. No update is necessary at this time." Howls of pain ensue......
Bwa-Ha-Ha-Haaaaa........
The camera fades away from him slowly as the screen blurs and a low moaning sound gives way to sick laughter.............)
The camera fades away from him slowly as the screen blurs and a low moaning sound gives way to sick laughter.............)
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