CELL PHONE SIMETERY (Lay Your Dead Cellphones to Rest Here)

[gallandof]

wowza...good thing you work for a cellular company, gallandof!!!

i think id be on a basic flip phone if I didn't and I wouldnt know any of you awesome guys/gals/cockroaches/vampires/other's from AF either

 

[gemini12]

First my Moto Droid stopped accepting text messages. Last week it stopped calls. Luckilly my contract was up on the 6th and I switched from Verizon to Cricket with the Mercury. The fate of my Moto is to be determined..Please reserve one plot until I decide on its total demise.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

sorry im gonna have to buy up like half your plots

Moto droid 1- took a swan dive off my mattress about 8 months ago, screen wont turn on anymore
moto droid x- went for a swim in a sink, then got run over by a car , then I finally upgraded to the Galaxy nexus, once that phone came in the screen cracked in my car (not sure how just kinda happened)
Samsung fascinate- Strapped to a bottle filled with vodka and tequila then thrown into a fire.
Old virgin mobile slider phone- stepped on by a track spike by accident.
Blackberry storm 1+2- took a sledge hammer to them
HTC touch pro 2- duct taped to the face of a bowling pin, then proceeded to roll my 14lb ball until it was dead.


plenty of other dead phones but those were the most fun/interesting...

In Memory Of The Gallandof Cell Phone FAMILY: Cell Phone SIMetery donates the lower 40 acre Landfill, on the east side of "Bad Connection Hill" for the GALLANDOF CELL PHONE MOSALEUM

"Just like the Kennedys...too many to number! May your cellphones rest in pieces!"
(..hey, the best we could do without going broke)

 

[Rico ANDROID]

First my Moto Droid stopped accepting text messages. Last week it stopped calls. Luckilly my contract was up on the 6th and I switched from Verizon to Cricket with the Mercury. The fate of my Moto is to be determined..Please reserve one plot until I decide on its total demise.

....Freshly dug and prepp'ed...let us know when your DROID takes that "last call"..

 

[govindtalks]

i dumped my samsung galaxy Y in the back yard of my home.
It did a lot of dishonor to me with issues all the time from the date of purchase.
After a big struggle for technology i finally set it free.
Samsung users have to get a new phone for every updated technology.

 

[KTW]

where you get the grave stones from ?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

i dumped my samsung galaxy Y in the back yard of my home.
It did a lot of dishonor to me with issues all the time from the date of purchase.
After a big struggle for technology i finally set it free.
Samsung users have to get a new phone for every updated technology.

Sorry to hear of your cell phones Unreliability and its "out-back" planting... here a more "dignified" toomie that is on its way to you in a PM.

You can edit your post and plant this rock in LOT #30 (message #30) , then i will remove this one from my message..

(Your lot has been appended to the roster. See the "Show" tag in message #1)

Thanks.

Sincerely, YOurs
the "HEAD" Mortician

 

[Rico ANDROID]

...sniff, sniff... business is "dead" in Cell Phone SIMetery! Too many good phones on the market these days! You mean NOBODY has a recently departed handset they wish to lay it to 'rest in pieces' in 2012???

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Show your dearly departed cell phone some dignity! Put that thing to rest in pieces in AF very own Cell Phone SIMetery!

Post a tribute and/or pic of whats left of your last phone before it moved to greener digital pastures!

 

[Rico ANDROID]

This was MY very first 'baby' i miss'em sooo much. hes not buried here in AF Cellphone SIMetery, but i may have his remains dug up and placed here.

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(MINUS the 'ree-annie' ringtone yuk)

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Wow, these carrierrs and/or manufacturers sure must be turning out sime FINE devices with 9 lives!!! You mean there's been NO cellphone "deaths" or "near death" situations in ALL of Android Forumdom
since the last cellphone croaking posted on 10/24/2011????



Dang cell phone companies! Stealing my work!! Hmmph!

... Little-Chester the Undertaker....
"...we serve man...(with a dash of salt please)"

 

[Stuntman]

None of my phones ever died. They were just retired.

My previous phone, the HTC Desire Z needed a battery transplant. I was unable to find one in time for my vacation, so I got a new phone instead. My Desire Z still works. Just not for very long.

The one before that was a Nokia N97. It was retired because it sucked. I brought it out of retirement a few months later as a music player due to its 32 GB of storage and FM transmitter. I can play my songs over any FM stereo. I used it in my old car and in my various stereos in the house. Pretty handy. My new phone took over the role of playing music over my car as it has BlueTooth. My old stereos didn't have that it is nice being able to play my music on them.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

None of my phones ever died. They were just retired.

My previous phone, the HTC Desire Z needed a battery transplant. I was unable to find one in time for my vacation, so I got a new phone instead. My Desire Z still works. Just not for very long.

The one before that was a Nokia N97. It was retired because it sucked. I brought it out of retirement a few months later as a music player due to its 32 GB of storage and FM transmitter. I can play my songs over any FM stereo. I used it in my old car and in my various stereos in the house. Pretty handy. My new phone took over the role of playing music over my car as it has BlueTooth. My old stereos didn't have that it is nice being able to play my music on them.

Greetings, Stuntman, here in CellPhone SIMetery, we have accomodations for your dearly (cough)....retired loved ones. Lets take a stroll down here where we call this section our "Shady Rest Retirement Plots"....this is where you can send your retired devices to a nice and cool, dark, static-free "oh so compfy" (cough, cough).....resort where they can live out the twilight of their days......shall we, uh.........sign them in?......

 

[Steve Adams]

None of my phones ever died. They were just retired.

My previous phone, the HTC Desire Z needed a battery transplant. I was unable to find one in time for my vacation, so I got a new phone instead. My Desire Z still works. Just not for very long.

The one before that was a Nokia N97. It was retired because it sucked. I brought it out of retirement a few months later as a music player due to its 32 GB of storage and FM transmitter. I can play my songs over any FM stereo. I used it in my old car and in my various stereos in the house. Pretty handy. My new phone took over the role of playing music over my car as it has BlueTooth. My old stereos didn't have that it is nice being able to play my music on them.

Ditto. None of my phones actually die. They are all in purgatory in a desk drawer. I change my phones so much I get a new one before the last is out of warranty. The only phones that made it past the 1 year of ownership were my HTC hero, and motor krzr. Working on my galaxy s2x. Warranty up in December. Its been almost a year already. My iPhone 4 never made it 4 months. Small boring and lame.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Ditto. None of my phones actually die. They are all in purgatory in a desk drawer. I change my phones so much I get a new one before the last is out of warranty. The only phones that made it past the 1 year of ownership were my HTC hero, and motor krzr. Working on my galaxy s2x. Warranty up in December. Its been almost a year already. My iPhone 4 never made it 4 months. Small boring and lame.

Awwe, now Steve! Show your former "right-hand-men" some respect other thsn some dusty drawers (oops i mean, drawer). Shady Rest sounds like just what you need so they can pass on into the great digital spectrum in peace!

 

[Steve Adams]

ha ha. My hero is out being charged as we speak and going to get a new custom rom. The blackberry pearl and HTC 640 do live in the drawer. The ip4 was sent to another user who travels and needed an unlocked phone. My g2x is unlocked and ready for our travels too.

 

[NightHawk877]

Rico, you are back in business. Three of my past phones need to be laid to rest. My first phone, an LG Cu400 died yesterday. My Samsung Eternity also went to Silicon Heaven. My Blackberry went to Hell after I murdered it.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

ha ha. My hero is out being charged as we speak and going to get a new custom rom. The blackberry pearl and HTC 640 do live in the drawer. The ip4 was sent to another user who travels and needed an unlocked phone. My g2x is unlocked and ready for our travels too.

Why noy stop by Shady Rest anyway......we uh, might be able to "expidite" the need for a sim-family plot?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Rico, you are back in business. Three of my past phones need to be laid to rest. My first phone, an LG Cu400 died yesterday. My Samsung Eternity also went to Silicon Heaven. My Blackberry went to Hell after I murdered it.

HA!HA! AND rofl! You hold nothing back when you described where u sent that last one! Cool! We like dead bizniss! Will get Igor the 3rd-eye to start chizzelling away. Should jabe the "toomies" ready by night.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

In Memory Of: Night Hawk Cell Phone Family Plot (...except for the Blackberry - it went straight to HELL

 

[Rico ANDROID]

....hey there.....thanks for stopping in. hope you enjoy your...uh, (cough)....stay.....
have I got the perfect accomodations for YOU!....HEH-HEH

 

[NightHawk877]

Rico, you left out a letter in my Lg phone's model name. Change it or I will take my business elsewhere.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Rico, you left out a letter in my Lg phone's model name. Change it or I will take my business elsewhere.

NightHawk , sorry about that. Its the cheap hired hand we have. That half android drinks on the job when he chizzles the stones with his teeth!

 

[FallnShadw]

Recently lost my Pantech Crossover D: It didn't survive a recent camping trip.. couldn't swim too well

But it was on it's last stretch anyways... and my Samsung Rugby Smart is turning out to be a pretty good phone.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Recently lost my Pantech Crossover D: It didn't survive a recent camping trip.. couldn't swim too well

But it was on it's last stretch anyways... and my Samsung Rugby Smart is turning out to be a pretty good phone.

OOPS! pic too small, will post your Toomie this evening!

Click button to attend the ceremony and pay last respects

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