Help this noob (Cricket Incredible Flash Root)

[dmikking]

Ok, I have cricket and the huawei ascend ;( I want to stay with cricket, who can beat $55/month unlimited. However, I can't stand the ascend. I've done some research, and it seems that the htc incredible is the best droid to flash to cricket, everything works e.g. apps, text, calls, gps, wifi, sense, etc. That being said, will I be able to root it, will it have an updated version of android, 2.3 or better? What would the price range be? I don't own a computer, so who could do it for me? Would I get android and htc system updates if it was flashed and/or rooted? As you can see, I have alot of questions, sorry. Please help!