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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

treb1797 said:
So I'm literally in trouble for something I did in a dream my wife had 🤔
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I feel you.
The other one that happened recently was she had a dream about something else ridiculous/unimaginable/impossible/etc. (you know, exactly the kind of thing that could only happen in a dream) and she asked me what I would do if we were in that situation. She didn't want to hear that it couldn't happen, she wanted me to accept it as reality and then explain in detail what I'd do.
"Invent a time machine, go back to 2011, and avoid ever meeting you" was not the correct answer.
And no, that was not my answer, of course, at least it was not the one I verbalized... :D ;)
 
I was shacking up with the woman who would eventually be my Darling Bride and she did that! She'd wake up in the morning, furious with me over something I did in her dream. I told her I can't be responsible for what happens inside her head... and she stayed mad at me. When she came home from work, she found a note on the table and absolutely none of my stuff. She came knocking on my door, tears streaming down her face... as much as I don't like arguing or fighting with her, the make- up is freaking incredible!

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My wife woke me up one night saying that someone had run into her car that was parked in the street. Nothing would satisfy her fear until I put on enough clothes to not get arrested and go out and look at her car. I told her it was a dream and she went back to sleep while I stared into the darkness for an hour or so before finally drifting off. The very next night, mind you, the same crazy crap... shaking me awake claiming someone had hit her car. I'm a very laid back sort of guy but I was on the very brink of losing it. I jerked on a pair of shorts and went stomping through the house and out the front door to find some kid standing beside his car looking at the back of my wife's car that he had ran into. I now pay very close attention to my wife's dreams.
 
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