What's More Useless Than...

[mikedt]

We drink it just for the E150 and aspartame.

 

[dan330]

A hard-bricked Android phone?

well... is that less useless.. than bricked iPhone???

hhhhhhmmmmm????

 

[Jfalls63]

Any shirt without a pocket.

 

[mikedt]

I've never carried anything in shirt pockets. And being in a school, never short of pens around the place anyway.

 

[dan330]

hhhhmmm... shirt pockets? not important to me

 

[Jfalls63]

Minimum contents of my shirt pockets at work.
Yes, I'm a nasty Smoker.

 

[mikedt]

My phone is too big for shirt pocket, I don't smoke, I don't carry pens. ...and I'm thinking actually the next shirts I have made, do I really need pockets in them?

 

[dan330]

phone in shirt pocket... phone ends up in a toilet... as you bend over to flush!!!!

aint ever putting my phone in shirt pocket again!!!

 

[Dngrsone]

Yeah! Seriously, who carries a red pen in their pocket?

... oh. Um, I can explain?

 

[mikedt]

The red pens are for marking students' coursework and homework. Shirt pocket is near body temperature, pen gets too warm, pen leaks. Inside jacket pockets can have same problem.

 

[dan330]

"cough" "nerds" "cough"






sorry had too

 

[The_Chief]

The Geek shall inherit the earth!

Don't think so? We know the passwords to the wifi routers

 

[Deleted User]

Nerdy or just stupid?

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That is way up there on the 'nerdometer'.

 

[franshenn238]

Have to have 2 pockets on every shirt. Note4 right pocket. Drivers icence, credit cards & pen left. Hate using other peoples pens, yuck[emoji32]

 

[luke092601]

an iPhone

 

[Revenant Ghost]

What about Internet Explorer?

 

[Dngrsone]

What about Internet Explorer?

... on a 'smart' watch.

 

[AZgl1500]

a used 'Q tip'

 

[dan330]

^^^^ by that note...

used toilet paper

 

[The_Chief]

What? You don't use both sides?

 

[dan330]

rise and repeat????

 

[Sfukr]

A nun; who gets none!

 

[dan330]

A nun; who gets none!

sooo......
that would mean... you think...

a nun .. who does get some... is useful???


hhhhhmmmm.......

 

[mrex]

oh god... im thinking about a bad pr0n movie now... a nun and.... i need more whiskey!

 

[dan330]

oh god... im thinking about a bad pr0n movie now... a nun and.... i need more whiskey!

what is a pron movie ?? ... and why do you need whiskey to watch it?