Are Your Loved Ones Plotting to Eat You?

[Frisco]

Are your loved ones plotting to eat you? Quiz - The Oatmeal

Take this insightful, accurate quiz to find out TODAY!

 

[Vihzel]

lmao A lot of the questions were umm... indeed strange. lol

I don't ever recall waking up and finding my bed soaked in a peppercorn marmalade. Sounds delicious though!

I have a 30% chance of being eaten... although I think it's from my beagle, Riley. She just loves to chew on my hand or arm. I also think perhaps she's trying to go for the ankle when I run away from her so that her meal wont escape.

 

[The_Gnome_]

59% chance! ah!

I better keep a closer eye on my wife!

 

[disney_mommy]

This is definitely the most random quiz I've ever taken! I only have a 26% chance. Pretty safe, but still a little high for my comfort.

 

[Frisco]

Now I have a better understanding of what my mother-in-law means when she refers to me as "a well seasoned man."

Catch you all later on, I have to go pack.

 

[byteware]

God, I have a 77% chance... which is funny, because I regularly threaten my children that we are going to cook them in the oven and eat them...

I even tell my oldest child, that was what we did to her older brother... she says she doesn't have an older brother. I tell her..."exactly".

 

[Frisco]

God, I have a 77% chance... which is funny, because I regularly threaten my children that we are going to cook them in the oven and eat them...

I even tell my oldest child, that was what we did to her older brother... she says she doesn't have an older brother. I tell her..."exactly".

That's my laugh of the day. Thanks.

 

[Thefoodman52]

22% chance here.

 

[Vihzel]

God, I have a 77% chance... which is funny, because I regularly threaten my children that we are going to cook them in the oven and eat them...

I even tell my oldest child, that was what we did to her older brother... she says she doesn't have an older brother. I tell her..."exactly".

Karma They're plotting as we speak.

 

[Frisco]

Karma They're plotting as we speak.

Well, yeah.. "bite where?" is what the ears of a child hear.

Wear thick shoes, byteware.

 

[adi19956]

I took that quiz a while ago, fun the quizzes on that site, aren't they?

 

[byteware]

Well, yeah.. "bite where?" is what the ears of a child hear.

Wear thick shoes, byteware.

I'm going to have to eat them before they eat me... that's all there is to it.

 

[Frisco]

I like children - fried.

- W. C. Fields