You are Number 1!

[Kaat72]

The odds that a random sperm fertilizes an egg is 1:300,000,000. Speed and strength combined with a decent portion of luck. You reading this means that you are Number 1! Congratulations!

Or do you have other reasons for being Number 1?

 

[Doit2it]

Out of the approximately 108 billion people who have ever lived on Earth, including the current 7.1 billion residence of this planet, you are the only one with your thoughts, actions, and collective experiences. That makes you unique, one of a kind, without equal, priceless. Enjoy and celebrate!

 

[64MarcoV]

I'm Nr1
In making funny/smelly noises

 

[Kaat72]

Eewh! I'm sure that is a talent of most male mankind

 

[breadnatty08]

Eewh! I'm sure that is a talent of most male mankind

<----- no comment.

 

[Member243850]

but but but.... I was 1 in 1000's of eggs with my fellow roaches...

Does this make me 1 in a 1000?

The Stirrer - Urban Dictionary

 

[Revenant Ghost]

Eewh! I'm sure that is a talent of most male mankind

Aw come on Kaat! Don't make this into a Mars vs. Venus thing now.

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

Actually, I am a fraternal twin. So that means I could be number two.

Spoiler

J/K

 

[huh]

say what????

 

[kate]

say what????

Number 1 from the 1st season - double the #1.

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

Riker!

 

[DanJ]

O mann.. What a theory... Love it..
No 1.

 

[Revenant Ghost]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=20QBhZZRJDU

 

[SiempreTuna]

Or do you have other reasons for being Number 1?

No - I think that pretty much covers it

 

[Codegerm]

I am not a number, I am a free man...

 

[Frisco]

I'm #1 because my daughter told me so.

I trust my daughter's word.

 

[dan330]

damn it.. i am still here!

 

[SiempreTuna]

I'm #1 because my daughter told me so.

I trust my daughter's word.

What's she after ..?

damn it.. i am still here!

Is that after closing your eyes and wishing you were somewhere nice or .. a suicide attempt

 

[Frisco]

What's she after ..?

She was after our first two kids, being the 3rd.

Oh, you mean "what does she want when she tells you you're #1?"

She wants me to know that in her eyes I'm #1. ...etc..

 

[Kaat72]

[Off topic]
Hey Frisco. Great to see you! :wavey:
[/off topic]

 

[SiempreTuna]

She wants me to know that in her eyes I'm #1. ...etc..

So she's still under 2 ..?

 

[Frisco]

[Off topic]
Hey Frisco. Great to see you! :wavey:
[/off topic]

Thanks Kaat.

Back on topic.. wondering if there are any twins around here. Makes the math in the OP more interesting, depending on fraternal or not.

 

[Member243850]

Thanks Kaat.

Back on topic.. wondering if there are any twins around here. Makes the math in the OP more interesting, depending on fraternal or not.

Hey I am kind of a twin!

More like 1000's of us in 1 go!

I was 1 in millions of ROACHES.



Does this help your quest for answers ek se?

What an animal!?!

Trying to crush my brethren!!!!!!

Son of a....

Spoiler

 

[Member243850]

Feel that BASS bruizer!

Awwwwww yeah that is 1 really screwed up bass bruizer!

On a ROLL ek se!



Dooo dee daaah!

Ha ha ha!

Awesome song oh my God I love this song!

hahahahaa!

ON a ROLL Jimmy!

xD

"Roaches think they are cute - girl I am not impressed! "

 

[Frisco]

lol ^