I had the original Droid Inc before I switched to AT&T, and after I did, I let my son use the phone as a PDA for his games. One day putting him into his car seat I forgot that I placed the phone on hood of my Dodge Magnum and proceeded to drive down the road. I must have got to about 35 mph before I heard something hit the roof of the car but wasn't sure what it was. I looked in my side view mirror and saw this red thing bouncing down the road!! I quickly did a u-turn, went back and found yup... the battery, battery cover and main part of the phone scattered but each piece was still intact! Can you believe the screen never cracked!! A bunch of scratches on the outter rim of the glass but nothing to obstruct using the phone. I should have left the body-glove case on but took it off since I wasn't using the phone anymore.
To this day the phone works almost perfectly, the only thing I noticed is the camcorder has issues.
I doubt the DNA would be able to survive such abuse.
I know how you feel OP, everyone feels the same way about something brand new until that one day....