Mods., can you bring some sort of a jello mold??
A Million Bolt March??
I guess you'll be wanting more than the mold - you'll want the real deal.
Laboring through lunch, we convened the Mod Staff Desert Squad, Confections Directorate, Office of Sugary Goodness working by detachment to the Mod Staff Jello Executive and built this model on how we'd extend that side of the mall presently reserved for the Smithsonian extensions.
So far, woop, Slug and I developed this working model -
But one of the guys said Homeland Security's Whipped Cream Division is going to go bonkers over that much plain, uncovered jello.
So, gobluejd and UBRocked pitched in and worked out this Skunk Works alternative -
How's green jello sound?
They chose green to honor Guide Staff, silently working harder around here than you know.
I can't list the other mod staff member involved like Kelmar or Xyro or Roze or anybody, so I won't, because they're working covert ops.
The idea is to distract Homeland Security with briefings on airport jello scanners while we wheel that baby into place.
Bad news is the Bolt party needs to be today because it's already melting.
Pay no attention to the teeth marks on that one edge.
