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All About that Bass
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How do you improve the fuel economy of a bass player's car? Remove the pizza delivery sign from the roof.
How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. One to change it, five to say "I could do that."
How can you tell if the stage is level? The drool comes from both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Yes, I am a musician. I play guitar, bass, keyboards, and I sing. My brother is the drummer of the family. [emoji12]
How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. One to change it, five to say "I could do that."
How can you tell if the stage is level? The drool comes from both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Yes, I am a musician. I play guitar, bass, keyboards, and I sing. My brother is the drummer of the family. [emoji12]
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What do you call an expert on music theory and history who hangs out with musicians?
A bass player.
A bass player.
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Hey! as a (rather poor) drummer (I'm not conceited enough to say 'musician') I resent that.....
..... OK it was true, when I was in my 20s I did live at my girlfriends. A stereotype, that in my case was true. I don't even own a kit anymore
and I'm not brilliant any way, but give me two pencils and a decent rock track and I'm off. In fact I have a funny story. I used to work with a guy who is a decent drummer (he's in a Green Day cover band - they aren't too bad). We were sat together in the van one summer day on lunch break when "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" comes on. I looked at him, he looked at me and for four minutes that Van rocked, just two complete nutters, loud rock and four biros. When we finished we looked up and had people actually watching us. We got applause! Lol, funniest and best thing ever to happen to me at work.
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Church around the corner from me has this on their sign:
All about dat Grace, dat Grace, no devil
All about dat Grace, dat Grace, no devil
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